Arkansas Spray Tan

1. When someone farts in your face when you bend down to pickup something from the floor.

2. When showering with someone else who farts when you bend down to pickup the soap.
3. When your significant other notices the backside of your underwear are discolored.

I don’t know if I want to shower with you again after the Arkansas spray tan you gave me the last time.
I thought our relationship was going great until you decided it would be funny to give me an Arkansas spray tan.
See, this is why I won’t do your laundry… it’s just gross when you give your skivvies an Arkansas Spray Tan.

by anonymous November 23, 2024

Spray tan

Dirty skin, greasy,never showers

Tanner is always covered in grease looks like he has a spray tan

by Countrygoon69 October 24, 2019

hung spray tan

When you partake in sex with a girl so fast or masturbate so fast that your penis gets tan.

Yo you like my hung spray tan? I got it last night with Emily.

by lazybobcat101 March 30, 2021

Dirty spray tan

When someone takes a bunch of laxatives and takes a liquified shit on someone and they rub it into the skin

“Dude I gave Stacy a dirty spray tan and it’s still on her”

by I’m a piece of shit January 3, 2020

Kentucky spray tan

Coined by CW, rob elijah, and Landon

When you shoot dip in your hand then jerk a guy off

Shoot that dip in ur hand and gimme some of that Kentucky spray tan

by !3Saint45 July 30, 2025

The Great Spray Tan

A derogatory allusion to Donald Trump, evocative of both his over-use of spray tan to hide his elderly pallor, and his continual dishonesty.

One wonders how evil citizens of the U.S.A. must be, to elect The Great Spray Tan as their dictator.

by Nutty Peanuts November 6, 2024

Spray Tan

When you let one rip unfiltered in someone's face, but it turns out to be a shart.

"Someone gave Timothy a massive spray tan last night"

"Yeah, that's why I try not to pass out at open house parties"

by My Name Is Not This Handle April 5, 2022