Sprinkledick

it is very bitchy asshole who's name is usually "Jacob" and he's the biggest fucking liar you will ever meet in your entire life, he's such a manwhore, he cheats on everybody, he's tends to usually have about 5 girlfriends/boyfriends at once, and is suspected to be gay by many, he is thought to be in a secret gay relationship with his soulmate "Jeremy"

Sprinkledick cheated on his third girlfriend today, what an asshole.

by OneLessChromosome May 23, 2014

spankle

to both spank and hug, and tackle someone at the same time, or in rapid succession. Usually used as shorthand in online chats.

/me spankles newguy123

by ranger bill May 19, 2008

Star Spangled Ball Slap

When you punch your unsuspecting friend in the balls during the national anthem of a sporting event.

Star Spangled Ball Slap

by Mallrats09 December 21, 2008

Sparkled

Means to be off your head on some drug, in a happy, trippy way, not in a negative way.

"I went to cotch at me mates with some draw and ended walking home proper sparkled"

by NickPhototropic October 5, 2005

spackled the bowl

Spackle the Bowl is a term employed when an individual has defecated in a manner most in keeping with the lay work of 'a spackler'. The work of a spackler is messy and tends to 'get all over the place'. Much like a spackler, when one 'spackles the bowl', thick, pasty, broken-up, fecal matter blasts out of one's rear-end and tends to splatter or spackle everywhere. Upon occasion, spackling the bowl can also create a fine mist working its way into the atmosphere. Typically, this is one of the most forceful, yet, least productive of the classes of defecation.

Jim was feeling rather cramped and gassy. His discomfort caused him to rush to the restroom hoping to relieve some of this gastro-intestinal pressure. Preparing for a huge gas expulsion, he was very surprised to realize he had, in fact, spackled the bowl, thereby causing him to spray his entire backside with fecal residue.

by Scott_H January 10, 2008

Spankle

When that ass so nonexistent it goes straight from spine to ankle.

Yo, did you see that flat bitch Nicole, she got a spankle. I Don't know why he's even talking to her

by Charlotte Wong September 12, 2018

Stark Spangled Banner

The Avengers pairing of Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, and Bruce Banner (Iron man, Captain America, The Hulk)

Amy is a fan of Pepper and Tony being a couple, but I prefer Stark Spangled Banner.

by Mangaka of the CENTURY November 5, 2012