Definitions by OneLessChromosome

Sprinkledick 

it is very bitchy asshole who's name is usually "Jacob" and he's the biggest fucking liar you will ever meet in your entire life, he's such a manwhore, he cheats on everybody, he's tends to usually have about 5 girlfriends/boyfriends at once, and is suspected to be gay by many, he is thought to be in a secret gay relationship with his soulmate "Jeremy"

Sprinkledick cheated on his third girlfriend today, what an asshole.

Sprinkledick by OneLessChromosome May 23, 2014