sporking

verb - the action of a man Big Spooning his partner, then achieving an erection, thereby poking his partner with his penis. In effect, behaving as both a spoon and a fork at one time.

Last night Linda asked me to spoon her while she watched The OC. I told her only if I got something out of it too. She offered by allowing to sporking instead.

by spissatus February 4, 2010

sporking

Spooning in bed with an erection

We were spooning and he got an erection, so we were sporking

by J.S. Klein July 19, 2012

Sporking

Spooning but pointy; gay spooning.

Dude those guys were sporking each other all night.

by Wassupninja October 6, 2016

Spork

1. Within the fandom community, "to spork" something means to parody or make fun of something, especially fanfiction.

2. A meaningless exclamation thrown haphazardly into sentences by your standard "random, hyper" fangirl who claims to be on a "sugar high."

"We sporked her story because she wrote a Mary-Sue."

"Spork!!! I'm being random today!"

by ChaosRocket October 22, 2007

spork

the name some retard gave for a runcible spoon. an eating implement that resembles a spoon with aprox. 1/2 cm tines on the end.

"dude hand me that spork"

"its called a runcible spoon. seriously man get some culture"

by col. sherman October 6, 2009

spork

1. (N) A spoon/fork hybrid often used in plots of mass destruction and world domination.
2. (V) To us as a spork or to stab someone with a spork.

One day I shall rule the Earth with only the assistance of these six sporks I stole from Taco Bell!

by Pirogoeth August 5, 2003

Spork

Another word for transexual, it is a combination of spoon and fork just like a combination of a male and female.

son- Why is that man looking so weirdly at me daddy?

dad- Because, he is a spork son.

by clydidia. February 23, 2008