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Spuntard

An English dialect most commonly found in California. Hard to understand for non-speakers.
No one understands me because i speak spuntard.
by BGETM November 11, 2009
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spoonguard

a long bungie rope type thing that you hook to your cutlery draws to stop evil spoon from infecting you!!!!
this kitten was exposed to spoons - protect yourself with..... SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
by Jamie - the great July 19, 2004
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Spaintard

A way to descripe Spanish player in online games who don't care about the English language despite the game they play might be a teamgame with different nations who don't speak Spanish.

Inflated ego, not willing to communicate in English and flaming you in Spanish, thinking they country is great in any way.. Apart from being indebted.

Close to his brother, the "Frenchtard".
Spaintard: "Hola!"
Normal player: "Hello"
Spaintard: "Hablas Espanol???????"
Normal player: "No.. English please"
Spaintard: "(Spanish nonsense)"
Normal player: "Dude, English please!"
Spaintard: "Hijo de puta (random insults)"
by Lulu the Witch October 28, 2013
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Poontard

Some one who is abosolutly terrible with women
combonation of poontang (pussy) and retard thus getting
Poontard
God DAMN Andrew is such a fucking poontard!
by Sir Branchaud April 28, 2006
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spoontang

1 .Term for the reject sitting in the corner at the party drinkin tang offa spoon.

2 .General bitch-runt of the group. gets hit. alot.
1. no one gave staunton a glass, so he became spoon tang.

1. who's that freak, who invited him?
>dunno but he's spoontang.
by Travis-Bickle September 22, 2006
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spoontang

Anything scoopable and almost as good as Pussy.

etymology: Southern United States (1979), coined at a Baskin Robbins icecream parlor

poontang, pussy, icecream, spoon
Man, that Rocky Road is some good spoontang.
by Sweepy April 15, 2009
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Spoonguard

A very very ugly person, one who looks like those featured in the Spoonguard video.
Man, that guy is a spoonguard!
by Kirsty (Kirshizzle) January 20, 2009
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