spontaneous

never knowing what is going to come next

Dude 1-damn man my new girl is so spontaneous,i NEVER know what shes going to do in bed:)
Dude 2- you lucky bastard

by sydney w!:) March 21, 2008

spontaneous retardation

An uncontrollable reaction to a particular event or stimulus where there is a total loss of most brain action.

1. As Bob and Joe were walking by the park, they had a sudden urge to play on the jungle gym due to spontaneous retardation.

by Better than Bacon? Impossible. January 10, 2010

Spontaneous Erection Disorder

a problem usually found in young, male(obviously) teenagers when even though they may not be aroused, they may obtain an erection.

A: dude Steve had a boner in english today. it was nasty

B: dude thats not funny, Steve has Spontaneous Erection Disorder

A: don't wel all?

by kl2895 January 10, 2011

Spontaneous Giggity

When using a chat app such as Grindr, this happens when a conversation suddenly has sexual overtones about as overt as a quick brick to the gonads.

"So you like cake too eh?"

"Me too. I'd like to see your nude lady parts surrounded by cake."

"Sorry for the spontaneous giggity. I haven't had sex in months."

by Lhro4ever March 20, 2014

spontaneous lactation

When a women suddenly squirts milk out of her breast due to extreme surprise or pleasure.

Girl: why is there milk on the floor?
Girl 2: Spontaneous Lactation

by Fender315 March 4, 2015

Spontaneous Cumbustion

The act of instant male orgasm upon seeing something insanely hott.

When Lauren and Silvia took their clothes off, Patrick experienced spontaneous cumbustion.

by Sivv Vicious March 23, 2008

Spontaneously Romantic Relationship

With a romantic relationship, you get to know your partner a lot more intimately and it shows a sweet side too. Through the romantics, i think your partner would feel a lot more of the love and definitely more heartwarming.

With a spontaneous relationship, you keep each other active. And sure keeps things fresh. Exciting for sure.

Put them together and you have a relationship that is both full of love and full of excitement too. Keeps the relationship alive. You openly show affection towards each other no matter what anyone says and aren't afraid to express your feelings in a wild, over-the-top manner.

GIRL: "I have a spontaneously romantic relationship with my boyfriend, neither of us are afraid to express how we feel in the most dramatic way possible. It never gets boring with us."

BOY: "I'm always so spontaneously romantic with my girlfriend, she loves the crazy things i do to show i care, and vice versa."

by TimTamalicious January 4, 2011