spongebob

The name of an underwater sponge who has his own show on Nickelodeon.He is yellow, has no hair (bald), has blue eyes, and wears squarepants.

Sex: Male
Sexuality: Asexual(which means he's not gay)
Race: ???
Friends: Patrick, Squidward(???), Sandy, Mr.Krabs
Pets: Gary, Larry (from the episode "Dumped"), Jerry (also from the episode "Dumped")
Age: 19 going on 20

SpongeBob is the best show ever to have hit television!

by SpongeSebastian June 11, 2006

spongebob

A porous, spongey Nickelodeon character who has a very naive personality.

SpongeBob went jellyfishing in Jellyfish Fields.

by somebody August 13, 2003

Spongebob

The best childhood tv show and the best character.

Mom: Whatcha watching honey?
Girl: Spongebob!
Mom: I loved that tv show as a kid. Good choice in shows honey

by yup.yip.yep.yea.yes July 3, 2019

SpongeBobbed

The act of shoving a sponge up your girls vagina while having sex.

Gavin: I SpongeBobbed Mary last night!
Mason: Awesome man!

by LooooongDickStyle March 28, 2016

SpongeBob

A sea sponge with an ass.

Spongebob SquareTesticles

by sTeVaChU_dA_pIkAcHu August 20, 2019

Spongebob

An easily offended person

Friend 1: Dude, you suck!
Friend 2: I DO NOT SUCK!! *cries*
Friend 1: Geez, your such a spongebob!

by UnluckyIrishChick September 22, 2011

Spongebob

Commonly used term in the hood to describe a square, bitch nigga, or a snitch.

"And don't talk to square niggaz, you know, spongebobs
Kanye West niggaz, talking through the wire dawg"
-Slick Pulla

by SnowChief February 1, 2009