Splitting Logs

The process by which one sharts themself while wearing a thong, thus "splitting" the feces in half.

The girl had to leave the party early due to "splitting logs" in her pants.

by shart master flex January 2, 2010

splitting hairs

To argue about an inconsequential and trivial aspect of an issue

When you are accused of being forty-five minutes late for an appointment, you are splitting hairs to say that you were really only forty minutes late

by Rafael Nunes February 5, 2006

splooting

When a dog lays of their stomach with their hind legs behind them. While this may seem trivial it is the most effective way, known by man, to assert dominance.

Dog: *Splooting*

Owner: *screaming and crying in the corner of a room to avoid interfering with the dogs raw energy*

by Owl of Dust December 9, 2019

Saluting the troops

A male arousal to the point where it hurts. Erection of the penis.

She was so hot he ended up saluting the troops.

by snowballs_chance April 20, 2010

Sparting

Farting on your signifigant other in bed while spooning.

Babe, you're never eating chilli for dinner again. I was spooning you when you fell asleep and you just kept sparting on me.

by mamadids October 16, 2013

Slutting About

-verb
1. The act of being a slut.
2. Participating in slut-like activities
3. What one does when they are the biggest slut this side of new york.

We are the biggest sluts this side of new york, slutting about and what-not!

That girl Jenny is such a slut! Look at her, just slutting about like it's nobody's business!

Man, Muhammid just broke up with me, I am going to slutt about like it's the end of the world!

by King of the Slutts April 25, 2010

Slurping Turtle

An extremely slow blowjob.

"That bitch gave me a slurping turtle last night, it took like an hour for me not to come."

by Das Kabong December 16, 2011