When the penis misses the vagina completely and goes full force into the taint. The resulting force causes a severe bend or flex in the erect penis resulting in pain and discomfort to the penis and sometimes the taint region.
I was bangin your mom super hard from behind, she was really liking it. She started bucking around and I tried to slam it in there hard and got a severe sploink that pretty much put me out of commission for an hour or so.
by Airgazim September 3, 2007
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Spoinker-doodle is a word created when the word "kaboodle" was loosing popularity. One guy claimed he made the word "kaboodle" up but no one would believe him, this lead him into the making of the word SPOINKER-DOODLE. It generally means the same as "kaboodle" in the sense of pointless spam and keep a conversation going anywhere, not only in forums, general conversations of sorts. A very good conversation starter.
People easily forget the "dash" in between SPOINKER and DOODLE, there has to be a line or the word means nothing and will immediately be ignored.
People easily forget the "dash" in between SPOINKER and DOODLE, there has to be a line or the word means nothing and will immediately be ignored.
CORNEILLIUS: Soooo, regul8tor, u said yer mom died... how tragic...
REGuL8Tor: Yeah, i still cry to this day... It was a car accident...
CORNEILLIUS: oh...
REGuL8Tor: I'm bored...
CORNEILLIUS: Spoinker-doodle!!!
REGuL8Tor: Yeah, i still cry to this day... It was a car accident...
CORNEILLIUS: oh...
REGuL8Tor: I'm bored...
CORNEILLIUS: Spoinker-doodle!!!
by Unperdictible May 2, 2006
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Hey what the fuck does that mean?!
You splinkter, I was trying to wish you a happy birthday.
Hey what the fuck does that mean?!
You splinkter, I was trying to wish you a happy birthday.
by GCess19 August 27, 2016
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Friend 2: “I know man I just be having so many bitches on my sploinky.”
Friend 2: “I know man I just be having so many bitches on my sploinky.”
by John Persona October 4, 2022
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