by ........... April 24, 2004
Get the Splitmug. by Pop Rocks August 24, 2005
Get the Splitmug. Wanking to the point of self harm.
When one has wanked ones self to the point where the foreskin tears/splits in one, or several locations not unlike lips splitting in cold weather. Continuing to wank in the face this affliction can lead to further splits as well as a slight sting when urine or seamen makes contact with said wound.
Often appears unwelcome and unannounced and is only cured through a period of abstinence.
When one has wanked ones self to the point where the foreskin tears/splits in one, or several locations not unlike lips splitting in cold weather. Continuing to wank in the face this affliction can lead to further splits as well as a slight sting when urine or seamen makes contact with said wound.
Often appears unwelcome and unannounced and is only cured through a period of abstinence.
by The Finishers January 11, 2009
Get the The Splitsmug. Person 1 : Yo Man, Can You Gimme Splits On That, Doughs Runnin' Low This Week.
Person 2 : Fo Sho Man, Heres Half Of A "G".
Person 2 : Fo Sho Man, Heres Half Of A "G".
by ShaunKicksYourAss January 16, 2008
Get the Splitsmug. A sexual position to be done by very skilled gymnasts/acrobats only. The girl stands on her head and spreads her legs open to do the splits, while the guy stands and puts his dick in her.
by Chaotic Good Half Elf Mage January 31, 2012
Get the the splitsmug. A city of southwest Croatia on the Dalmatian coast of the Adriatic Sea. Founded as a Roman colony, it later grew around a palace built by Diocletian in the early fourth century A.D. Population: 200,459
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by Drazen April 25, 2004
Get the Splitmug. by King Aaku May 19, 2015
Get the a splitmug.