slackassery

the act or acts of being a slackass. Also defined by extreme acts of apathy, laziness or lethargy.

Steven has reached a new level of slackassery by getting himself a remote control pivot mount for his widescreen TV so that he can adjust the viewing angle of the TV while laying on the couch.

by _FILTER_ July 4, 2010

slack

In the context of reggae music 'slack' has to do with lyrics being lewd, vulgar or sexual.

"Dem rhymes was plenty slack"

by Ras Juan October 4, 2003

Slack Roping

The act of performing or recieving a handjob while mainting a limp penis.

Chris got slack roped by a cross dresser the other night.

Dave slack ropes dudes for crack rock.

You're ugly enough to give me a slack rope.
"I was really bored so I let Alexa give me an unbelievable slack roping"

I got some mad slack rope at Tam Tam's he other day.

by themaloonanalraper September 23, 2009

slackery

Slackery - (sla-kuh-ree) N - the act of engaging in unproductive activities

I think I'll peform a little slackery once the boss has left.

by The Almighty Word Wizard July 8, 2005

salacity

An adjective. Specifically describing something in a positive manor, it means cute, hot, charming etc.

Girl 1:“Omg his voice is so salacity!”
Girl 2: “I know right?!”

by 2bxiia December 20, 2020

Slackback

A slackback is referring to a day when you are slacking off from dialing and selling. It can also mean a day that you did not post any new sales on Slack.

Becky "I just got a chargeback."
Mandy "Girl, I hear you, but you have seen your slackbacks? Get rid of those days and the chargeback will disappear."

by Insurance Guru November 9, 2022

Slacker

One who prioritizes doing nothing.

Square: Oh my God, this Tuesday was so stressful! After waking up late at 5:27, I rushed to the gym and almost missed my 6:00 Pilates class. After it was over I quickly took a shower, brushed my teeth and shaved. I then realized I had left my Xanax back at my condo. Speeding BACK to my housing unit, I ran and picked up the meds then turned around and headed to off work. Getting to the office by 8:43, grabbed some coffee then headed into the 8:00 sync meeting where we reevaluated the pending transaction with the Taipei plant, discussed the new format for the personnel records and talked about regional integration. I met with a client at 10:45 and then proceeded to work through lunch, stopping to eat a low-carb, transfat free, Vitamin D-enriched salad at my desk at 3:15. I rescheduled the next meeting with my life coach, paid my bills through the end of the month and organized my cubicle. Leaving the office at 7:00, I had dinner by myself at 7:45 and read the paper before getting back to my home at 8:50. I went on the internet to complete the homework for my online MBA program before catching up on The News Hour. How was your Tuesday?

Slacker: Today's Tuesday? Oh, pretty chill I guess. I woke up sometime in the afternoon, ate some Doritos and played video games for about 5 hours, then masturbated to a ton of internet porn. I ordered pizza and watched Netflix until you interrupted me for this hypothetical discussion. Was planning on drinking later on, maybe after I jam out on my guitar or go skating.

::Square, reflecting upon his life, jumps off a bridge::

by dark289 April 13, 2009