spite shit 

v. The act of deficating with malice and intent; shitting in a spiteful manner; premeditated pooping with direct intent to annoy, anger.
n. The actual shit left as a display by the spiteful shitter; a dump left behind as a message,"Go fuck yourself!"

"...some joker comes along, takes himself a nifty little dump, in the drivers seat. I think he knew you guys were cops, cause this is what I'd call a SPITE SHIT."

The bum spite shit in Will Ferrell's red prius.
-Other Guys

spite shit by 1crazyrob August 13, 2011

Spite Creaming 

The act of cumming, but only to the dismay of a group (or less) of people.

commonly used during NNN (No Nut November)

"WTF no hatecrimes you can win NNN D: "

"No *cums on the last day as an act of spite creaming*

Spite Creaming by RandoDefinesWords November 30, 2022

spite fence 

When a homeowner constructs an extra tall fence on the section of his property that borders a neighbor's land that he hates. Can be made to obstruct a view, such as in a mountain range.

Garunteed to piss off the offending neighbor.

Dude 1: My neighbor wont tie up his damn dog. It keeps shitting on my lawn. I'm building a spite fence!

Dude 2: Damn good idea! That'll piss him off!

spite fence by Macgyverman1123 January 8, 2014

spite store 

When a place of business angers you, so you open a competing store out of spite.

Mocha Joe's cafe served me cold coffee, so I'm opening a spite store right next door called Latte Larry's.

spite store by jn1234 March 2, 2020

Spite-package

After the course of a breakup the other person may demand you send them small inexpensive trinkets of the relationship back. For example: soap, a soap dispenser, cheap shampoo, floss. It's even further enhanced when the package must be mailed due to a long distance breakup. Usually the case when the other person is going to great lengths make the other miserable.

Erin: you better send me the rest of my bathroom items or I will write a letter to your mom.
Dave: whatever
Erin: what do you mean whatever?!
Dave: mailed your spite-package, that'll be $10.99 for shipping.

Spite-package by Sundown XT June 27, 2014

Spite boy 

Is a boy a girl will use as bait to make her boyfriend or ex-boyfriend jealous by showing up at the same party or public place where he, his friends or family can witness this spectacle firsthand.

Seeing this spite boy with his girlfriend or “ex” will make him want her more. Her purpose is to keep her boyfriend interested or get her “ex” back.

Tony: I see Candi came to the party with Jerome.
Glen: That’s good for her. I’m glad. We broke up.
Tony: You know Jerome is her spite boy not her boo.
Glen: She still does look good. Maybe I’ll go say hi.

Spite boy by Starving Artist246 January 27, 2022

Spite man 

Is a mature version of a spite boy a woman will use. Her sole purpose is to to make her boyfriend step up his game and seriously commit to their relationship with the end result being marriage.

Spite man knows his position is only temporary and he is cool with this arrangement. Unlike the boyfriend a spite man has no desire to commit to a long term relationship. He’s short term guy.

Bryan: What’s going on between you and Jodi?
Chase: Jodi and I did agree to take things slow.
Bryan: That spite man is going to be her new man.
Chase: No, I’m going to propose to Jodi tonight.

Spite man by Starving Artist246 January 27, 2022