sperminites

The semen of a man. Most commonly called, Jizz, Skeet, or Pudding!

Man 1:"Hey pal, you totally splashed your sperminites all over my cashmere sweater"
Man 2:"No I didn't"

by mr_bond May 7, 2005

spermied

Childish past tense verb for ejaculating. When used during or shortly after a sexual encounter, this verb is known to off-put the other participant to the degree that they almost instantly decide never to have sex with them again.

Oops, I spermied in you.

by whocouldbescaredofajeffery July 3, 2014

Spermigedan

So much semen it’s the terminator type thing

It’s gonna be spermigedan on you lil ho

by Weird but true man June 24, 2020

getting sprinted

When you have cell phone service through sprint and you can never get service or send texts or use the Internet cause their service is dog shit.

"My texts aren't sending, I'm sick of getting sprinted"

by Meag_ann November 22, 2014