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Speech Language Pathologist

A career that brings true joy and satisfaction. Speech pathologists are experts in communication. They work across the lifespan preventing, diagnosing and treating a wide range of communication and swallowing impairments. We work tirelessly to ensure positive clinical outcomes and improvements for all. We are advocates, activists and aides. We promote inclusivity. We empower individuals, we connect individuals, we educate families and communities. We research, collaborate, counsel, support, prevent, screen, assess and treat. We create and enable meaningful interactions and moments. We serve. We strive for equity, fairness and accessibility- working to achieve a service for all. Ultimately, we ensure that everyone can communicate, a basic human right after all.
I wish I was a speech language pathologist.

Everyone loves speech language pathologists.

When I had a brain injury the speech language pathologist helped me to communicate to my loved ones.
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Nazi Speech

When an adult gives a long speech criticizing you or a group of people.
That teacher gave us a Nazi Speech about how bad our behavior is.
by Succ1Succ January 20, 2018
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arlens speech

Only the best speech, the only thing that ever came close to it was Ben's fire diss track.
"Did you hear about arlens speech it was only the greatest".
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giving a speech

when someone pukes after drinking too much
dude, leave him alone, he's giving a speech
by Zimmer January 20, 2005
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Text speech

Noun

1. A specific form of language and word formation used almost exclusively in texting and internet discussions. Text speech is comprised of everyday American English that has been heavily fragmented and shortened. Typical text speech has a number techniques in it's use, including:

-inserting numbers of equivalent pronunciation, e.g. 2 = to,
-abbreviations, e.g. appt = appointment,
-famous acronyms such as LOL, FTW, WTF, IMHO, etc.

Making words from symbols, like the following, is not considered text speech.
1|= y()u (4|\| r3@d 7#5, y0|_| /\r3 @ IVI0/\/$+3|2 &33|<

While the general purpose of text speech is to make conversations as short and easy as possible, in some rare cases it can develop such a specific dialect that it's impossible for those who encouter it for the first time to decipher it without help.

2. 'Text speech' could also be used to mean that fucking annoying habit some people have when they phonetically pronounce text acronyms during a normal phone conversation.
Jesse: Oh sorry, berb.
Marcus: What??

20 minutes later

Jesse: You still there?
Marcus: What the hell was that about?
Jesse: I said I would be right back. berb.
Marcus: You mean B R B? God, would you please just drop the text speech? It's really confusing.
by IQuarent October 24, 2016
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Oh sheesh y'all

The most incredible saying in the entire universe, coined by Amir Blumenfeld on CollegeHumor
He mostly uses it on his segment with Jake Hurwitz, entitled "Jake and Amir"

Can be seen in the episode called "Rapping"
Amir: "Oh sheesh y'all! 'Twas a dream."
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speech 100

Speech 100 when combined with high charisma basically makes you able to convince anybody to do anything
I used my speech 100 to get that guy to give me one of his doughnuts
by Speech 💯 man April 21, 2018
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