Speedbump

When your barber sees a hot chick drive by and cuts a zooming line in your hairline

Can also refer to if your hairline is so bad it looks like if your barber hit a speed bump when cutting your hair
Hey his barber really likes speedbumps.
by THEFATHEROFYOU April 14, 2017
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Speedbump

Woah! Look at that girls speedbump, its huge!
by littleblondespeedbump December 23, 2022
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speedbumps

The result of low quality toilet paper. Characterized by the pilling of cheap toilet paper within the hairs of the user’s butthole. Can be experienced when being penetrated in the butthole.
“Damn, these speedbumps are scratching my dick up bae.”
by C_O_T_S October 08, 2021
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