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speedball

One of the greatest games ever played in gym class. It is a combination of basketball soccer and football. You can either score a goal (one point), shoot a basket (two points), get a touchdown(one point), or dropkick the ball (ten pionts). Any time the ball hits the ground the only thing you can do is kick it. You can kick it up for someone to catch. When the ball is in your hands you can only take three steps before you have to get rid of it.
Oh man guys, gym class was so great today because we had the most intense game of speedball ever!
by Queen of Speedball July 26, 2006
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Speedball

1. The awesome mixture of heroin and cocaine for recreational use

2. The greatest sport in the world combining the aspects of soccer and handball with some rules of ultimate frisbee. The game is played on a basketball court with goals on either side (tables, mats, etc) The object of the game is to pass around the ball and score. you can use your hands or feet. When the ball is in your hands, you have to stop moving. When on the ground, you can dribble with your feet. The biggest rule is that the last thing the ball touches before it gets into your hands CANNOT be the ground. (i.e you cant dribble the ball like in basketball. You would have to kick it up to yourself to get it in your hands off he ground) Score with hands = 1pt, Feet= 2pts, head = 3pts...PLAY TO WIN
1. Guy 1: Dude Im bored as hell

Guy 2: Wanna go do some speedball?

Guy 1: Yea, but only if its a 65:35 heroin

2. Person 1: Hmm i want to play soccer, but then I also want to use my hands like in handball, but then I'd like to somehow incorporate the rules of ultimate frisbee...Too bad there is no sport like that.

Person 2: Are you fucking retarded? Did you not read the definition above? Its called speedball dumbass
by the crimson chinn August 17, 2009
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Speedball

One of wakeboarding's most revered maneuvers, invented by Darin Shapiro. The Speedball is a heelside double front flip. Normally done off of the Double Up, the rider rotates twice before landing.
If Shapiro hits the Speedball, kiss this competition goodbye.
by Crew Middle Fork September 26, 2004
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speedball

cupping your hand around your anus, farting into it, closing your hand around said fart then transferring the fart from your anus to someone else's face for smelling purposes.
I was having such a fun time at that party until Barney gave me a speedball. It tasted like sardines and sour milk. That kids gotta change his diet.
by brykind April 2, 2010
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speedball

To cup one's fart in your hand and open it over an unsuspecting friend's nose.
Cody, Landon won't shut up, hit him with a speedball.
by Kellen Rust February 11, 2005
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Speedball

A drink made from a combination of a stimulant (i.e., redbull) with a depressant (i.e., vodka), usually very strong.
"whoa man, I was speedballing at that party last night- I was so out of it!"
by sarah c-s January 3, 2008
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Hippy Speedball

A combination of caffeine and cannabis, often coffee and a joint. Though it has been referred to in the contexts of: drinking coffee and vaporizing, drinking yerba mate and smoking or eating a coffee based edible.
by Hippy Speedball May 25, 2014
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