Substitute PE teacher

the single most easiest paying job ever

The substitute PE teacher just told everyone to run around or some shit for the whole period.

by intrnashonalsuperstud June 5, 2009

The spasticated monkey

it is the art of applying wax to the hair of the arm pits of someone (subject can be asleep, or awake), and ripping it off while sticking a lit cigarette up the nose.

" Gary got the spasticated monkey again last night, he was a right tool".

by Bobmonkhouse1000 June 3, 2009

substitute teachers

the best kind of teacher to annoy the hell out of

You should've been there! We threw papers, pencils..all over the place. We asked stupid questions like "Why is the sky blue" and crawled all over the floor. The substitute teacher couldn't do shit about it! ~ (Dirge)

by Dirge February 13, 2005

spasticated

If you say or do stupid things....like being clumsy ect.

corr i'm propper spasticated 2 day lol

by Hayley Washbrook August 30, 2004

i reject your reality and substitute it with my own

a one liner comeback that basically means that you're right and the other person is wrong. the 'realities' being the varying opinions in the argument/conversation

i reject your reality and substitute it with my own (i refuse to accept that you are right so i will change your point to mine)

teacher: i told you yesterday what the homework was. why isnt it done
student: you didnt tell me, therefore i do not know
teacher: why has everyone else done it then?
student: i reject your reality and substitute it with my own ;)
teacher: /mindfuck

by llamasareoverrated August 13, 2011

shwastitute

Someone who lives in, or is from, Oshawa.

Person 1: Hey Sarah, are we gonna go to that new coffee shop I heard about?
Person 2: All the way in Oshawa? No way, it's crawling with shwastitutes!
Person 1: Oh, good point. I wouldn't want to get caught up in that mess.

by shwastitute October 5, 2007

substitute cheese

Something that McDonald's puts on their hamburgers instead of real cheese. Is made out of palm oil and does not really has a flavor but melts very well and is very, very cheap.

Customer; "I would like a nice juicy McHamburger with Cheddar cheese"
Nutritionist; "Actually, that's not cheese. It's substitute cheese. It just looks like cheese"

by Ronald Mac Donald October 20, 2008