Hanky panky spanky janky

Casually used to define a piece of bread, preferably before toasting and the paler the colour, the better the hanky panky spanky janky tastes.

VIVIENNE:

"WOW! That hanky panky spanky janky tasted impeccable! For extra flavour, i added my dead husbands pubic hairs, tasted juicy and crunchy and delightful!!!!!!!!!!!

by Jess the tank engine April 29, 2020

spankfest

To have kinky sex. Sex using a lot of spanking. Domination.

Moesha could hardly walk after I gave her a spankfest last night.

by pkjones_homie April 9, 2003

spanky

Term of endearment referring to a male's masturbatory habits.

Hey, Spanky. You think you can drop that lotion long enough to hit the clubs tonight?

by mymindisglowing June 1, 2003

Spanky with Preston

The occasion when you have sex with a completely random girl that you drown in sweat, and being unable to bust because you are so shitfaced.

It was like I was having Spanky with Preston, eww!

by El Pene de Preston July 3, 2020

President Spanky

One of Donald Trump's nicknames: "President Spanky"

Donald Trump appreared on the 2006 Forbes 400 issue cover. The origins of "spanky" is from a tale of the porn star Stormy Daniels spanking Donald Trump.

It was brought to the public's attention on CNN by Richard Ben-Veniste.

"People are starting to refer to President Trump here in Washington behind his back by a new nickname. He's famous for giving nicknames. He's now know as 'Spanky', and that's not a good thing."

Mother Jones unearthed an email between two political consultants, for the origins of "President Spanky".

"Stormy says one time Trump made her sit with him for three hours watching 'shark week.' Another time he had her spank him with a Forbes magazine."

by Kingdragonfly August 8, 2018

spankypants

An affectionate nname from one person to another

Gav: Sheryl is my little Spankypants and she knows it!

by sheryl williams December 24, 2007

Spanky-handy

Totally awesome!

That is a spanky-handy brochure you just designed!

by KJ718 February 5, 2009