Slamwich

the most brutal of sandwiches

Devin broke into the subway the other day and made himself a serious slamwich.

by broody mc July 7, 2009

spazwich

A thin slice of slow-smoked spaz, a sheet of cheese, a little coating of enigmatic mustard between two slices of white city funk.

"Take a bite out of that spazwich and try not to choke on the thick, retarded relish"
or, more simply:
"you're a spazwich"

by Mr. Zebra June 18, 2006

scamwich

1. noun- A stolen sandwich.
variations: Scramwich, Scamwich, scammich.

1. Check out this scamwich i stole from the staff fridge.

by alehandro camerez March 13, 2008

shamwich

A type of party where you typically eat cucumber sandwiches and shamrock shakes, hence the name.

Me and my friends got together on Sunday for a shamwich day.

by Masqueradex7 February 5, 2010

Spamwitch

An enemy spell-caster that will repeatedly use the same attack during every encounter.
Most unfortunate victims will have these as reoccurring characters.
Can also be used to address people(mostly women) for doing the same thing repeatedly.

Mistral: "Cast- Firestorm! Cast- Firestorm! Cast- Firestorm! Cast- Firestorm! Cast- Firestorm! Cast- Firestorm! Cast- Firestorm! Cast- Firestorm!"

Jim: "GODDAMNIT! Stop being such a spamwitch!"

by 8ofSpades August 8, 2010

Samwich

A Samantha matsil

Kyle: “hey look! There’s samwich!”
Kirsten: “nah don’t talk to her, she’s lame.”

by 55gang November 13, 2018

scamwich

A sandwich which has been deceptively stuffed and packaged to appear as though it has more meat (or other filling) than it actual does. Often, meat is concentrated in the middle, then the sandwich cut in half to reveal what seems to be an abundance. In reality, the meat is just poorly distributed and large areas of the bread hollow. Its a scam and a nightmare.

That corner deli sells nothing but scamwiches.

The cold wraps at Pret are packaged like scamwiches.

by ByHisGrace August 21, 2019