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Aritzia Sale

Any store that has a '20%-50% off or more sale', but in reality its either a) barely anything is on sale or b) less than $3 is taken off of original price.

Aritzia has a tendency of doing it.
Person 1: Hey let's go to Aritzia! They're having a sale!!!

Person 2: Pfft not worth it, it's just gonna be another Aritzia Sale where it's $1 off that $98 sweater.
by fairygirl9028 January 6, 2012
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Town Of Salem

A Social Deduction game that (similar to the group game mafia) has the goal of finding the killer. In late 2018 Town Of Salem had its server hacked and approx 7 million accounts were at risk of being stolen. Since Town Of Salem is available on Steam, people who bought it were at risk of losing their Steam account. It also was free until March of 2019 where Bot accounts swarmed the game and forced the creators to make it paid. Similar Social Deduction games are= Throne of Lies® The Online Game of Deceit, MINDNIGHT, Werewolf, Mafia Online
Person 1: "Did you hear of the new Town Of Salem update? They added 15 new roles!"
Person 2: "That was almost 3 years ago dude. Its paid DLC."
Person 1: "Oh."
by ThatHurt October 18, 2019
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garage sale trail

The path most consumer technology takes, from gee wiz. to so what, to make an offer. In other words technology will become quickly outdated and lose most of its value. The rule of the garage sale trail is a curse to the first owner but a blessing for the next owner.
The rule of the garage sale trail makes a $1,000 tv worth $50 in 5 years.
by knowman December 20, 2011
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Salem Witch Trials

A bunch of bullshit trials back in 1692. A bunch of women and men were hanged because of a bunch of little girls trying to get attention. The evidence that was taken was the girls' word that other people's "specters" or spirits, that no one else could see had attacked them. Their religion made them dumbasses and caused them to judge unreasonably and murder innocent people with no evidence whatsoever.
The salem witch trials were a load of shit and caused many innocent people to die.
by sphincterboyyo October 29, 2009
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salem oregon

A place of many wonders. It is full of various drugs and addictive things.
by Godfool181 October 27, 2017
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garage sale masochism

A savagely uncontrollable addiction to garage sales that can lead to self-destruction.
He compulsively loaded up the car with so much shit that he couldn’t see out to drive, thanks to his garage sale masochism.
by Dr Bunnygirl January 9, 2019
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Summer's Eve Salesman

A gigantic douche bag. WAY beyond the realm of simply being a douche. A purveyor of douche bags. One who specializes in the sale of feminine hygiene products.
Person one: My ex boyfriend called last night and asked me out for a drink.

Person two: I can't believe you're going to hang out with that Summer's Eve Salesman again.
by Annahoj June 1, 2007
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