Rusty Soup Can

A rusty soup can is when two females take an old rusty soup can, which a homeless man has already deficated in after finishing off the remaining contains (prefferably found in a dumpster or other garbage type can or bag), and shove it in both of their asses at the same time. Some performers of the rusty soup can like to take turns inserting the can one at a time.

The homeless guy really liked to watch that rusty soup can, he even performed a nate at the end just to top it off." "My friends did the rusty soup can one time, Dan and Joseph just haven't been the same since." "We performed the rusty soup can the other night, my ass was really burning this morning.

by *412 April 23, 2011

The Tomato Soup Can

When a woman is on her periods and it's comming out like niagra falls she squats over an empty tomato soup can and lets her period blood flow into it, you then heat it up in the microwave at 30 for 5 mins.
You then serve it to your lover from your chest.

Beautiful.

Jillian - "I got served The Tomato Soup Can last night!"

Becky - "Holy shit! lucky you, you fuckin' bitch!"

by pete.likes.to.rock January 19, 2009

Soup Can

A poop that is as wide as it is long, usually unflushable.
Men are mainly capable of producing such atrocities.

Hey man....do you have a butter knife? I just shit a soup can.

by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

soup can

The dick that eats like a meal. Easy access and high in protein.

Mike opened up the soup can for all to enjoy, and no one left unfulfilled.

by Mr B. Beauty February 21, 2004

soupand

Pronounced "sue-PAND" this is the kind of restaurant where you're lucky to still be able to get a soup AND salad as part of a dinner special, rather than soup OR salad.

Wow, we finally found a soupand. The soupands are so hard to find these days!

by pentozali December 28, 2005

The soup can

The soup can is a mainly Canadian term for marijuana and like a bong or pipe is something that you. One of the more rare terms for weed, cannabis, or the devil's lettuce.

Hey man what are you doing tomorrow at 420!?!

Me and my hockey buddies are gonna go hit the soup can!!

by Realsmoker42 September 19, 2017

The Soup Can

When you nibble around the entire rim of an asshole and suck the chowder out.

I gave that fag The Soup Can last night, what a queer!

by T.y Durden August 18, 2018