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all sorts of fucked

akin to royally screwed. Means to be in a most unfavorable predicament.
After wrecking the car, there was no doubt in his mind that he was all sorts of fucked.
by Matt Stephens December 29, 2002
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Sorostitute

A girl who appears to be in college. Always wearing a school sweat shirt with leggins and boots. A girl who walks around drunk most of the time jumping on whatever walks. Always with her whorority sisters. They all look like they wanna be Kesha and have their school logo on their face with their house letters located above their ass.
Sorostitute See local mall.
by CassyBitch November 7, 2011
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sorbing

In World of Warcraft when you completely ignore all mechanics and just keep nuking the boss, regardless of how much shit you put the healers through.
no wonder he's so high up the meters, he was sorbing it
by dirtyrottenpistol October 25, 2011
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Sorostitute

A walking biological hazard. A veritable incubator for an array of sexually-transmitted infections.
Marked by an apparently deteriorated central nervous system, resulting in impulsive behavior and significantly retarded decision-making abilities.
Sorostitutes can be easily identified by their characteristically orange hue and fledgling melanomas/basal cell carcinomas.
The facial features of sorostitutes are unclear; even after months of careful field research, I haven't encountered one which had a face that was not obscured by quintuple coatings of Whore Dust.
Sorostitutes are normally clad in spandex leggings to accentuate their well-toned upper legs and gluteal muscles; these are well-deserved. This muscle tone is the result of literally days spent with their legs wrapped around males wearing hair gel.
If you are foolish enough to come in contact with a sorostitute's genitalia, immediate cauterization of all affected limbs is the most sensible mode of discourse.
I saw that sorostitute walking out of your bedroom this morning. You should probably look into some penicillin. She should probably look into some Vagisil.
by Bartleby the Scrivenahhh February 25, 2009
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out of sorts

a) to be out of sorts means in an unhappy mood;
b) To be slightly ill or slightly unhappy.

Related vocabulary: get up on the wrong side of (the) bed
a) "He was feeling a little tired and sore and out of sorts".

b) "I've been feeling tired and headachy and generally out of sorts".
by Lewiosa January 19, 2014
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soreskin

"hey hitler, my anus really hurts."

"your anus hurts? check out my beat up soreskin!"
by ryan <3man October 26, 2010
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SorSonia

Vade Retro! She's a Succubus, a legendary spirit of the underworld. You are fucked up if you're friends with her.
She's an incarnation of every scolding your mother gave to you and every betrayal you suffered. If you enrage SorSonia, she will release her reventados, an army of hyenas who will feed on your soul.
- Buah, chaval! I love her, she's the most beautiful woman ever.
- What are you talking 'bout, dude? She's SorSonia, she will suck your life up! Run for your life!
by nyoru June 15, 2013
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