Crusty sombrero

the act of spraying fecal matter onto your partners hair during intercourse after having eaten a larger amount of popcorn kernels.

Why does her hair smell like that?

I heard Bobby gave her a Crusty Sombrero

by KrazyEight May 12, 2010

Hair sombrero

Halo of hair around the stinkstar

I went in for a Brazilian and they took care of my hair sombrero while they were at it.

by possumbunny October 30, 2014

Sombitch

A variant of son of a bitch, used mostly by white male Southern Americans over the age of fourty, in the process of getting killed during a War event on the popular Korean game Ragnarok Online.
Sombitch is usually is pronounced in an ear splitting pitch that can be heard across the trailer park.

"YOU SOMBITCH! FUCK FUCK THESE FUCKING FUCKERS!" - real life quote.

by apple April 25, 2005

no problémo sombrero

No problem: taco edition 🌮🌮🌮

Bruh I like that shirt
Thanks man
No problémo sombrero my guy

by follow me on Instagram August 17, 2019

Sombitch

The redneck dialect of the common phrase "son of a bitch". It can be used positively or negatively as it is in its normal dialect.

Positive connotation: "Did ya hear Billy Bob got laid by Sally last night. Whooeee! That be one lucky sombitch!"
Negative connotation: "Billy Bob you sombitch, you just slept with your own sister!"

by Darlord January 6, 2009

Sombre

1. Dark and gloomy: Lacking light or brightness and producing a dull, dark, or melancholy atmosphere.

2. Dark in color: Having a color or tone that is dark, dull, or suitable for a serious mood or occasion.

3. Serious and melancholy: Marked by or conveying strict seriousness combined with sadness or a troubled state of mind.

NOTE: Sombre is the American version of the word 'Somber'. Somber is Canadian and UK spelling.

A sombre song, depressing and without variety.

by Jafje April 5, 2007

SOMBL

A text speak acronym (TSAC) for Spit Out My Beer Laughing.

Aaron: Jerry passed out with his shoes on and got a pencil jammed in his ass.

Steve: SOMBL!!

by Steve_Juggernaut December 6, 2010