Pretentious, translation-challenged oxymoron that mistakes the meaning of the French word "soirée" to be "party" instead of "evening." Refers to a meetup of haughty people probably in a yatch eating cucumber sandwiches and wearing breeches.
We look forward to a midday soiree of great company, intriguing conversation, tasty cocktails, and assorted entertainment at The Manor.
by rorrzo August 3, 2017
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After a night of binge drinking with the boys and a late-night stop at his ex-girls house, Josh woke up feeling like he was crushed by the serial crusher... this is truly a Soimer.
by JoshStoneMantana March 18, 2009
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A size lord closes more deals in a week than you’ll ever get your grimy hands on in your entire lifetime. Size lords are monstrous producers in whatever industry they decide to slam their magnum dongs into and take no prisoners while doing so. Finance, insurance, real estate, dope game, auto sales, arms dealing, etc. - whatever their field, size lords out perform the rest of the 99% and spend their fat stacks on deal sleds that scream “this guy fucks”.
A size lord closes more deals in a week than you’ll ever get your grimy hands on in your entire lifetime. Size lords are monstrous producers in whatever industry they decide to slam their magnum dongs into and take no prisoners while doing so. Finance, insurance, real estate, dope game, auto sales, arms dealing, etc. - whatever their field, size lords out perform the rest of the 99% and spend their fat stacks on deal sleds that scream “this guy fucks”.
“Sam just crushed this cold call bro. Closed the dude like 4 times and got the deal back in house already signed by legal and ready to close.”
“That’s because Sam is a fucking size lord”
“I wish we weren’t interns anymore”
“That’s because Sam is a fucking size lord”
“I wish we weren’t interns anymore”
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Get the you gotta seize the opportunity mug.1. A sock used to wipe up semen after, or shoot semen into during male masturbation.
2. Reference to one that has an unclean, fecally soiled anal region.
2. Reference to one that has an unclean, fecally soiled anal region.
1. Stan is a chronic wanker a s he always impresses his friends by showing them how his soiled sock is so stiff that it can stand up on its own.
2. Carl picked up a prostitute for some anal sex but had to settle for a handy when her smell revealed she had a soiled sock and he wasn't about to poke that hole.
2. Carl picked up a prostitute for some anal sex but had to settle for a handy when her smell revealed she had a soiled sock and he wasn't about to poke that hole.
by Eaton Holgoode January 4, 2016
Get the Soiled Sock mug.Travel size relationships: When one goes somewhere for a specified length of time and finds somebody to sleep with for exactly that length of time. No more, no less. Normally only the traveler is aware of the actual lifespan of the relationship. These relationships are commonly encountered in military communities.
Hey bro, aren't you supposed to be seeing that hottie you met in Arizona while you were in training?
No way, that was just a travel size relationship! I'm back with my wife in CA now.
No way, that was just a travel size relationship! I'm back with my wife in CA now.
by Littlemissme May 16, 2013
Get the Travel Size Relationship mug.Dinner plates are most commonly 10 inches in diameter. This size isn't ideal since, the average asshole can stretch to 7 inches only, therefore, that plate is never coming out of your ass, unless you gaped it first
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