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snowboard metrosexual 

the snowboard metro is a snowboarder that must have the newest color puked gear looking like they just stepped out of the snowboard shop they spend the majority of a gondola ride telling everyone how sick or dope that rail was
sitting in the gondola next to the guy with the neon yellow blue green purple pink and brown jacket. "how's you day going?" "bro I just stomped a corked 360 off that up down rail siiiiiicccccckkkk." thinking to myself man will i be glad when the snowboard metrosexual goes back to black
snowboard metrosexual by hockeyjay09 December 13, 2009
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snowboard 

a beautifully designed instrument used for slaying all types of snowcovered terrain and rails
I used my Snowboard to do a switch frontside rodeo 540

snowboard 

The best of the major extreme sports (Skateboarding, surfing, BMX, Motocross and Rollerfagging).
The snowboard is the thing your boots are strapped into and snowboarding is what you do with it.
Heli-boarding and carving up untouched powder faces on a snowboard is the best experience known to man.
Unfortunately freeriding doesn't get much exposure anymore as it is being replaced by the lucrative freestyle business. People are beginning to forget that its about riding down the mountain, not seeing who can get the best photospread.
Rider : "Do you snowboard?"
Fake Rider(ie.'Fashion Nazi') : "Yeah I bought a new burton for $10 000 and decked myself out with all this season's new shit. Tommorow I'm going to go parade it in the pipe(half-pipe)."
Rider : "Yeah whateva dude, LATE!@"
snowboard by Diego August 15, 2003

snowboard 

A long board with a slick bottom called the p-tex, a layer of fiberglass, and plastic sheet on top with plastic bindings and big boots.you ride it down the mountain and it freakin rocks!a sport that only lame skiiers make fun of.(not that all skiiers are lame cuz most are tight)
"Hey john you wanna go snowboarding this weekend? You could work on your 720's? Just come over tommoro night and bring your snowboard."

arbor snowboards 

the best damn snowboards known to mankind!!! made specifially for more advanced riders they have a bamboo core which means its ultra flexible but still extremely strong. it rides like a Cadillac compared to the typical fords . provides good riding no matter where you plan to go. park, back country, upper bulls, powder runs, street. its got mad crazy pop i defiantly would suggest it.
typical amateur boarder: dude i got a new burton

more advanced rider: you have much to learn my son. arbor snowboards are where its at.
arbor snowboards by bubba ducky March 31, 2009

snowboard 

wow that guy with the snowboard beat up that skier with his own poles.
snowboard by ride4life August 16, 2003

snowboard 

the coolest sport in the world that involves going down a snow covered mountain strapped to a board. like skiing, but with only one board and much better
snowboard by anonymous July 25, 2003