snorked

bent like a snorkle.

person1 "damn bro that poll is so snorked!"
person2 "yeah dude. that poll is fucked, dude needs to straighten it."

by Xin_the_face_of_warX October 10, 2005

The snorks

Characters of an terrible animated 80's show that were systematically exterminated by the Japanese Fishing industry.

Guy one: I wonder when they are going to come out with some new Snorks Episodes.
Guy 2: I have some really bad News, the Snorks were all eaten by the Japanese.
Guy 1: Are the smurfs ok?
Guy 2: Nope, cats.

by Jerkymcstupid August 07, 2010

Snork

Snork: (verb) the act of unintentionally inhaling a liquid refreshment through one's nasal passages via the back of the throat, thereby causing a 'snork' sound to emanate from behind the clenched teeth of the victim. Occurs most frequently when sudden laughter has been induced by an unforeseen event, audio-visual item, or comment.

That was so funny I snorked my soda!

by justshellyca August 07, 2011

Snorking

A cross between snore and an oink (like a pig).

Do you hear that? What is it?

That's just Scamp, he's snorking!

by Trashy'sMom May 01, 2009

Snork

Similar to a Spork, but this utensil also has a knife on one edge of the fork. Spoon, knife, fork.

A snork is the ultimate eating utensil! It has a spoon, knife, and fork, all built into one unit.

by tucdnbed December 16, 2011

Snorking

Derived from "Social Networking." The act of using social networking tools such as Facebook, Twitter, etc.

Once the bloggers had exchanges links, they snorked each other's posts, and thus, they were snorking.

by JJBettencourt September 10, 2011

Snorking

The act of strapping a dildo to the cranium (i.e the top of te head) and then running head first towards your partner (male or female) and the dildo penetrating and pleasuring them.

Adam: I heard you liked snorking?
Jamie: Yeah, I totally snorked your sister AND your mum last night.

by Lewbo October 27, 2011