Snork

When your sick and have a blocked nose. You try to blow it but it just make a mini-trumpet sound and blocks you ears.

Gosh, I'm glad I stay home sick from school today! I just did the biggest snork!
I hate snorks, it's one of those things that I wish god had never created.

by Tara, the defined. September 17, 2016

snork

To have a woman sit indian style on the floor while a male puts his erect penis on the top of her head sticking straight up so as to give the appearance of her having a snork antenna.

That girl I brought home from the bar wasn't attractive, so I only snorked her.

by DG21 January 21, 2010

Snork

A word created/first used by Guy Serota that replaces pretty much any other word, and he frequently uses it as a word that describes something messed up.

"I snorked up and spilled juice on the floor."

by Maserota April 13, 2008

snork

1. The event that takes place when you smoke too much marijuana while snogging. Otherwise known as oral sex.
2. Cross between oinking and snorting.

1. Beth was snogging her boyfriend while being high off of marijuana, so after a while they started snorking.
2. The two pigs snorked.

by bella and colly November 1, 2006

snork

A nasal spray used to help clear up sinus congestion.

Do you have any snork? I'm really stuffed up!

by batgirl33 August 6, 2004

snork

To abruptly and sharply bump one's nose.

I got snorked by a wild pitch in the game last night! My nose still hurts!

by JavaJaneOhio April 28, 2010

snork

Alternative meat - Like Quorn, Tofu or other substitutes

Snork and Noodles

by Alan Jones January 2, 2004