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snoj

Acronym for: Sweet Nectar of Jesus. Used in describing an attractive female. Specifically, a female that Jesus has put on this earth as a blessing to the male species. Nothing better than seeing a sweet nectar of life at your local bar. Also used as a code word when in the presence of other females. Sometimes requiring an adjective before it to identify the female.
"Dude, don't look now but there is a snoj walking in the door."

"Yo, there's an olive snoj staring at us, let's slide on over and introduce ourselves."

"Check out that colony of snojs at the booth in the corner."

"DUDE, ULTIMATE SNOJ JUST WINKED AT ME!"
by Abs Made Of Steel October 20, 2016
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Snowjob

When your friend, or neighbor uses their snow blower to clear your driveway.
Hey Peter just giving you a Snowjob

Did you see John give us a Snowjob? What a cool guy.
by Redsky23 February 10, 2010
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Snoqualmie Ridge

Snoqualmie ridge is a lovely little town in western Washington in the foothills of the cascade mountains! Well mainly stereo typed as a town full of spoiled rich kids who go to Starbucks everyday they are not! Not everyone may be nice and some kids are spoiled but a lot of really nice and work themselves for their own clothes and crap. Don't believe the rumors about the people here cause it's usually just gossip! It is a safe community but for people who live there kind of boring! The weather also sucks a lot but that goes for most of Washington! When it is sunny it is beautiful and fun!
"Oh those kids are from Snoqualmie Ridge.." Said in snarky voice!
"Well I know them and they are actually really nice"
by Annonnomousss July 12, 2013
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Snowjob

The act of recieving a blowjob on a snow day
How was your snowday yesterday?
Pretty good my girlfriend gave me a snowjob
by lazyboy liver April 3, 2011
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snowjob

To beat someone down in the snow...by use of snowballs, kicking snow, ramming face into snow, putting snow down clothes(into hat/hair), making someone slip/fall in snow...a couple punches thrown in (not a fight in snow)

one way to trip some1 is to have someone else kneel behind the target while someone pushes the target over, this could be a setup against the person kneeled down, cuz he could become the victim of the snowjob because he is already on the floor.

-usually done to a friend(in fun)...or someone trying to act tough(still fun)
-it takes atleast 1 person to thrown them down into the snow, once that is done, about 5-20 people will help with the snowjob!
-when done to more than one person, it requires planning, and role-playing
"Yo lets snowjob him"

either whispered, or said loud in excitement...during planning
by Loveshot September 26, 2005
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snowjob

A snowjob is consentual sex with a black woman, coined by MasterChris AKA Mr. Money back in the 80s when he was an underground rapper from Kansas City
Do you want a snowjob?
by MasterChris AKA Mr Money February 6, 2009
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Snowjob

When a girl is giving a guy a blowjob, He blows his load into her mouth and she stands up and puts the cum into the guy's mouth.
Baby, Snowjob me when you are done blowing me.
by Sexy Beast Bailey December 25, 2008
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