Shildon

Shildon is a place that is filled with idiots who can't find their head out of the clouds. The majority of people in Shildon will drink until their guts are severely infected, take drugs 24/7, abuse others for no reason or if the worse comes for some people, all three combined. Maybe back in the early years of the 2000s, Shildon was a bit better but coming into the mid 2000s and onto the 2010s era, people have become egotistical and corrupt in Shildon. The majority of people also care about themselves only and nobody else because it is a hard job trying to think about anyone else's concern. Maybe 60, maybe 70% of the town is infested with chavs who act like they are clever but there are a few and I mean few decent people in the town but that is a very small number and if they are known about how nice they are, the majority of Shildon will think they are pathetic because those people who bring kindness to others are the only people who have balls in this town. If you ask me, moving to a place like Durham holds more value than staying in Shildon. Did that last year and I have never regretted it, I still come to Shildon to visit my nan every Saturday and I am not shocked to see how troubled this town is.

Funny quote from my best friend

"There are more crimes that are left unpunished in Shildon than episodes of Eastenders combined"

If you want to know which loser has committed a crime in Shildon, read the Town Crier

by CraigTheTruthSeeker October 28, 2013

Swildo

A perspiring dildo, usually after being inserted into a swunt, swussy, or swasshole.

You could see the sweat drip of that Swildo after she pulled it out of her swussy.

by SWASSMASTER June 24, 2010

Shildoe

A dildo covered in shit mostly because it's used for anal satisfaction.

Shildoe- "Damn i found jims mom's shildo, that thing is covered in shit like a chocolate covered pretzel!"

by Fred in red August 22, 2008

Shildo

A Dildo That is Shitty

OMG Look at that Chicks Shildo

by ARDD May 13, 2009

Sildode

Fuzzy, singing dildo with selectable soundtracks.

I couldn't hear my girlfriend's moan from the awesome catchy tunes of her sildode!

by PSEUDONYMchode May 8, 2010

Snaildos

Australian “company” owned by Zara Soonich(NOT real name) which makes “powerful” discord bots with “original” functions . This “legal” company also runs a few game servers(Minecraft, Terraria) that “have players online every day”. The Minecraft server is for bedrock only, and features “amazing” minigames, “awesome” survival and the recent creative update.
All quotes from this definition is from the owner himself.

-Dude did you join snailDOS Minecraft server?
-Yes, and unfortunately it was bad.
Actual quote from an actual player

by minecrafter23333 November 2, 2019

shildoe

shit in a condom & freeze it, than use it as a dildoe

im gonna go use my homemade shildoe

by Trenton BBB January 11, 2018