snart

to accidentally rip one when you sneeze

Bless you. Nasty! Did you just snart?

by skukuza June 11, 2007

Snarted

Snarting is the involuntary act of sneezing and farting at the same time. The eligible criteria for meating the snarted definition is as follows:

1. The force of the fart must be equal to the sneeze, anything less is simply a snuff (a sneeze and a fluff)
2. The force of the fart must at least bring a tear to the eye, in extreme cases minor damage maybe caused to the anus.

The follow through of the fart does not qualify; this is known a sniting.

Andy sneezed and farted with such force that a tear ran down his cheek and his buttocks, he snarted

by Be4no February 23, 2015

Snart

When you sneez and accidentally fart as a result.

"AAAAA-CHOOOO-Pvvvvvvvvt-OOOOOO" (example of a Snart)

by Kowdee December 9, 2008

snarsty

anther way of saying 'sick nasty' combined...the R sounds better

Em: omg did you see those rims of that car?!
Nick: Yo those were snarsty

by Em&Nickkk January 3, 2009

Snartist

A sexy nerd artist. Usually a hipster boy who is good looking and possesses just enough nerdy-ness to still retain some kind of cool factor. Probably wears those nerdy non-prescription hipster glasses and beanies. Must be uber skinny and awkward looking, yet is desirable to females. Must have some sort of lame hobby, like video games or computer hacking. Also must posses significant artistic abilities such as drawing, painting, or graphic arts.

Kelly: "Ugh I'm sick of all these douche bag jock guys. I need to find myself a snartist boyfriend!"

Ashley: "Tell me about it! Find me one too while you're at it."

by hah twan April 14, 2011

snarktapuss

Snarktapuss: A snotty snarky person acting like a pussy.

Jane is in a bad mood, she's acting like a snarktapuss. We should stone her.

by Snarky lady November 11, 2013

snarted

A combination of a sneeze and a fart both going off at once.

When someone snarted, the whole room started smelling.

by Morgan Rowe June 13, 2005