snarf

When you are drinking something and you laugh and the drink comes out of your nose instead of swallowing it.

Ahhh, I just snarfed my soda because you made me laugh!

by skiperson101 December 4, 2016

snarf

an interjection meaning damn, whoa, dud or shucks.

ex. 1: "you sure do got a pretty mouth"

"aw, snarf"


ex. 2: "Justine's in the other room being a drama queen again. i swear, you put one drop of liquor in that girl and she's crying and carrying on like someone actually gives a damn."

"oh snarf. that girl needs to be gagged and left somewhere."

ex. 3: "snarf! did you see that car just run over that hotdog stand?"

by Amy Christ April 29, 2005

snarf

The sound your grandma (and other old people or people with deviated septums)make when they laugh. A combination of a snarl and laugh and snort. You know it when you hear it.

Grandma: omg, that's so funny, *snarf*

by Cathi Robertson June 15, 2008

snarf

Someone who makes a practice of smelling farts and actually enjoys it. Can usually be seen sniffing bicycle seats and soiled underwear.

I saw Wayner fart and pull the covers over his head in bed yesterday. That guy is such a snarf.

by timboooo January 10, 2008

snarf

The act of farting in the bath tub and attempting to bite the bubbles before they reach the waters' surface.

Keith made me swear not to tell a soul, but I couldn't keep quiet anymore. He told me he likes to snarf while taking a bath. He said its such an addiction that he thinks about it all day at work. He can't wait to get home so he can take a bath.

by HotScott May 17, 2004

snarf

one who bites at their fart bubbles in the bathtub

nathan is a snarf

by ingeniusbastard September 14, 2011

snarf

When eating, a burst of laughter, cough, or some other form of exhaling violently results in the spewing of chewed food all over the table or guests.

My sister said something really funny while I was eating, and I snarfed all over the new table cloth.

by kinky_curls January 11, 2009