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snappy crab trap 

When a woman sneezes or coughs during intercourse, forcibly ejecting the penis from her vagina
I couldn't hold my sneezes, and he got mad when I gave him a snappy crab trap before he could cum.
snappy crab trap by SRJmama November 10, 2008

snappy nappy dugout

A vagina that is so hairy and smelly that even bigfoot would be scared to go into that jungle. One that requires the use of a machete just to get access to the juicy split. Eye protection must be worn at all times because a few of the hairs are no longer curly and may poke out your eye(s). Keep all moist surfaces alway due to the high build up of yeast infections. Eat at own risk!
Last night at Northgate, this nasty white girl walked by and the snappy nappy dugout was in full effect because everyone's eyes began to burn and many taught the club was being raided with tear gas.

Snappy Casual 

Attire that is acceptable for an informal meetings but still quite stylish. Often includes pointy dress shoes.
Congressman Miller said the attire for QTC would be Snappy Casual.
Snappy Casual by Ryan A Miller December 24, 2008

snappy taste

one singular hit from a bong.
"That was a good snappy taste. May i have another?" -Pothead
snappy taste by yonskii April 13, 2008

Snappy patter 

Fast talking, clipped dialogue like from 1930s and 40s gangster movies. Also smart quick conversation like in The West Wing and any Aaron Sorkin script.
Snappy Patter is quick dialogue; watch a Jimmy Stewart movie or West Wing episode....Newsroom on HBO too.
Snappy patter by Annebeth216 November 6, 2013

Snappy Chad 

An irritation around the anus, caused by insufficient cleaning following defecation or delay in going to the toilet creating clinkers.
I've got a really snappy chad.
Argh, annoying snappy chad.
What's up with you wriggle pants? Snappy chad...?
Snappy Chad by DobnCags October 10, 2016