Snapple

The best sweet tea ever. It comes in many flavours such as Snapple apple and mango and half and half and all other stuff.

“Dude wtf did you do to me last night?”

“I drank too muchSnapple :(“
Random person: “OH SNAPPLE!”

by ITSANENOMIE April 11, 2018

Snapple

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)

We've known each other, for so long. Now give me a Snapple because it makes me feel whole in this sad and pitiful world my idiot fucking friend is typing this shitty definition.

by YOU JUST GOT COCONUT MALLED February 7, 2022

Snapple

A name used to refer to someone as idiotic, dumb, braindead, etc. There’s a video of some guy behind a fridge filled with snapples recording some customer and when the customer grabs the drink, the guy goes “hi, my name is Snapple. The customer then proceeds to hold the drink up to his ear, portraying how much of a moron they are.

“Where the fuck is Greg going, he’s going the wrong direction”

“Hey Snapple, wrong way you fucking moron”

by Ernest Borgnine aka mermaidman June 30, 2025

snapple noises

sound that people make when they are making out and remove their lips from each other

I turned around and I saw Jack and Jill making snapple noises

by JRJS Leslie July 29, 2009

Snapple Fact #69

A allegation, slander, false statement, guess, or ridiculous comment. To attempt to pass off a statement as a fact through stating that it came from a snapple cap.

It is often best used on gullible people whom will believe anything.

Examples include:

Slanderous
Snapple Fact # 69: That girl is a total bitch.

Ridiculous
Snapple Fact # 69: The sky is actually red, our eyes just allow us to see it as blue.

Verbal Assault
Snapple Fact #69: Go fuck yourself

Statement
Snapple Fact #69: Your mom is a whore.

Question
Snapple Fact #69: Can i put the head in?

by Biznatch Man May 25, 2010

Snapple Cap Speech

noun, A poorly written speech with random facts, presumably from snapple caps, used to fill up time.

Dude 1: That guy knew his speech wouldn't be long enough, so he just started droppin' facts that he thought were interesting to kill time.

Dude 2: Yeah, that was totes a snapple cap speech.

by Billy Mays' Ghost August 5, 2009

snapple cap

The metal top to a glass snapple bottle. Makes good popping noise. Also the source of all knowledge. Without these, the world may never figure out how many cows can fit in a space shuttle.

"That's a lie!"
"No, it isn't, I saw it once on a Snapple cap."
"Oh, ok."

by DumDumDumHour December 28, 2007