Smoking on the porch 

When a girl starts to tickle your butthole and maybe penetrates it with a finger, but only a one knuckle allowance. Anything over one knuckle is smoking in the house and that's simply not allowed.

I mean she was hot and was down for whatever, I let her smoke on the porch but nothing more. She was a classy broad. (Smoking on the porch)

Smoking on the porch by Karlos Danger January 23, 2017

Smokinghotgf 

A goddess to be worshiped by everyone. Every night at 8:30 pm ppl pray to her for exactly 3 hours

Brad: Do you believe in smokinghotgf supremacy?
Chad: no, I don’t

Brad: get fucked! XD

Smokinghotgf by Smokinghotgfsimpofficial14 January 17, 2021

smoking cat 

A tobacco industry term used to describe a tattletale teenager who tells on his friends after they tried smoking for the first time

Ernie snitched on his friends for smoking, hes a smoking cat

smoking cat by pipeman88 May 29, 2021

Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar

The Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar from Chapter V
"Advice from a Caterpillar" from the book "Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland" by Lewis Carroll. Is a 3in tall blue caterpillar that sits on a mushroom smokeing as discripeted a vary larg hookah. This Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar first word to Alice come in the form of a sleepy toned queston "Who are you?" Another famous quote from The blue Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar is “One side will make you grow taller, and the other side will make you grow shorter.” In the fantasy movie “Alice in Wonderland” 2010 film by Tim Burton, Alan Rickman played the voice of the blue hooka smokeing Caterpillar.

"Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar"

Chapter V
Advice from a Caterpillar
The Caterpillar and Alice looked at each other for some time in silence: at last the Caterpillar took the hookah out of its mouth, and addressed her in a languid, sleepy voice.

`Who are YOU?' said the Caterpillar.

Hookah-Smoking Caterpillar by firedragon45 December 7, 2010

what are you smokin? 

a phrase used to show the stupidity of a statement or action made by another person

when he flipped off the cop at the light i smacked him a good one and yelled WHAT ARE YOU SMOKIN SON?

Guy A: That chick dont look too bad over there.
Guy B: What are you smokin? she looks like she just swallowed a beach ball!

what are you smokin? by chillymiller October 10, 2006

Smoking Wet 

Wet is a combination of a marijuana joint mixed with PCP.

“What’s got into Zander man?”
-“he’s been smoking wet yo”

Smoking Wet by Kushomatic June 25, 2018

Smoking Dick 

To tell someone what they did or said is crazy or stupid

Boy1:Damn bro that ugly girl can get the D
Boy2:Bro your smoking Dick if you think that ugly girl can get it

Smoking Dick by TajhyPippen13 September 24, 2016