softied

to be softied to be insulted beyond reply

paul is not happy after being softied by his wive paula deanos mum.

barbara was delghted as she softies paul

by cLEWLOW August 28, 2006

Softie

Daniel Howell. Literally just Daniel Howell

Oh look! It’s Dan Howell aka the best softie ever

by Djh.softie May 23, 2019

Smorties

Absolute geniuses

Valde is a smorty. Sven is also a smorty. They are smorties.

by use your old handle, click her July 5, 2023

softies

noun- any item of comfortable clothing made from a fabric soft to the touch; flannel, fur, silk, chenille, et al; worn around the house or to bed.

What a day, I'm tired. I'm getting my softies on.

by hugh jafro February 17, 2010

Mashing Softies

Lesbians having sex. Mashing their vaginas against each other.

Deb and Carol love mashing softies together.

by bstngrl June 24, 2009

mr. softie

the act of taking a really soft, continous shit. It's as if your ass is a Cravel soft ice-cream machine and the flavor is always chocolate.

Damn, that mr. softie I just took sure smells really bad, but feels so good!

by lavazza July 28, 2006

softie

flaccid (non-erect) penis

"I've got a softie", as in, "my dick is soft."

by Mr. Softie July 8, 2004