get slizzard

being intoxicated by promethazine codeine syrup, also known as sizzurp.

I was chillen and sipping on some sizzurp watching the football game and before I knew I was txtin my boy to get slizzard with me like a g6.

by impeach46 November 15, 2010

slizzard

What you get when you super glue a snake and a lizard together. Most likely resulting in the death of the lizard, unless the lizard is glued near the head of the snake. Don't try this at home (its better to do outside).

I duct taped a snake and a lizard together to make a slizzard.

To make a slizzard you have to superglue them, what you made is a sducklizzard.

Wait, isnt that when you glue a snake, duck, and lizard together?"

No that's a snuckizzard. You retard

by mishae October 23, 2010

slizzard

Unkown, but typically can refer to a state of intoxication so drunk that you can't form sentences and start making up words. Then it can mean just about anything. Can be shortened to slized if also high.

Getting slizzard like a g6.

That drink got me so slizzard.

Yo, Mr. Gregory I got so slizzard off your test.

I slized your mom

You dude I got slizzard, and then also slized.

by Iamtheother January 15, 2011

Shizzard

Poo-Blizzard:

The act of pooing many pebble-sized pieces during cold weather or the Winter season.

Johnny's toilet broke after having a shizzard.
"Dude, it's freezing out, my fault really, taking that shizzard earlier."

by JBravo11 October 10, 2011

snizzard

An abbreviation for snatch wizard, whereby a female hovers over the toilet in a circular fashion while urinating in order to avoid touching the toilet seat. This act resembles a witch or wizard tending to a cauldron.

Derivatives: snizzardry, snatch wizardry.

"I opened the stall door and witnessed a snizzard in full force"

by hyperhifi November 9, 2012

Slizzard

When a straight girl gets so drunk she turns into a lesbian.

Mandy got so "slizzard" she made out with every chick.

by Mamalicabubuday September 3, 2013

slizzard

An inebriated state brought on by alcoholic slushies or other blended iced drinks.

We were totally slizzard last night at the movie theater. Thank god for whoever invented mini bottles of vodka.

by Clara Flaudenhosen October 27, 2010