smithtown east

The better high school in smithtown school district. Located in Saint James, it is in a much nicer area than smithtown west that is almost in commack (the ghetto). the student body consists of many kids who think they are "fly", "piff" and gangster. many kids smoke "mad" weed "brah". The rest of the students are the average kid from nesconset, saint james or smithtown or rich, preppy kids from Nissequogue and Head of the Harbor. The sports are decent, just as good as west although west thinks they are superior in every way which they are not. The east side of town consists of the beaches and marina. East isn't known as the pharmacy. I've never heard that once.

*at long beach*

West kid: bros we own this beach
other West kid: yea hahah fuck those east kids
*east kid pulls up in his brand new boston whaler*
East kid: get the fuck off my beach pussies. This is my home turf bitches!
*west kids cry and go back to the ghetto*
East kid: SMITHTOWN EAST!

by jobob560 December 3, 2013

Smithonic

A nerdy drunk girl who spends all week eating crappy shit while she spends hour paging through O chem, only to go out on the weekends and clog toilets at parties

Whats that smell?
Some one must of invited a smithonic

by toomuchblush March 26, 2007

Smithtown

A what so small town east of New York City where half of the expectations for the island go tumbling down. Now in days, there are either the good kids who don't give a shit on the outside and the cool bitchy kids you would never want to meet. Study is a thing that people from Smithtown don't practice and no one ever anymore gets into high rated colleges. Now as the population is filled with adolescents, it has turned to shit. Elementary school kids learn to cuss in the 2nd grade, middle school teens vape in bathrooms, get into fist fights without teachers caring, get pregnant for clout, and compare each other to bully others easily.High school is bad as there are two high schools: East and West. East is shit compared to west as it is the worse of the two schools. Sometimes the high schools seem more their age then the middle schools. Also having three middle schools in which two are good ye the other one has no budget used on it and is the ghetto school to outsiders. Look around any corner and you see kids fucking or smoking. Bitchy kids rule the place and others who don't care about them will knock them off their not deserved thrown. You never want to meet a kid from smithtown as they will make you die inside.

Bro smithtown is where all the hoes are at

by Banana4567 June 7, 2019

smithtown

A small- or what feels like small- town about an hour east of New York Ctiy. When 99% of the population is white yet more than 40% of teenagers try to be "ghetto," wearing ecko and phat farm- which sadly enough true "ghetto" people would never be able to afford. Another 30% think they're "unique" when in reality they're "emo" brat children who sulk over the fact that "no good shows ever come to smithtown" and there "aren't any good thrift stores in sh*ttown" And another 30% of us are "prep" where if you don't wear abercrombie or american eagle you are instantaneouly an outcast. Where Friday nights are filled with sitting in the starbucks parking lot getting completely sh*tfaced or going to the otehrside of the parking lot to smoke some more weed that the they bought because they have too much money to even know what to do with. Kids here can't wait to escape (or so they think) yet when you leave you miss even- even though you don't want to. A polace where kids have very little responsiblity and every girls is a daddys girl and every guy thinks hes God's gift to woman- and if they don;t think like that then they're unknown. Smithtown- a place filled with snobby JAP like people who have too much money than they could ever spend- on anything usefull that is.

smithtown starbucks parking lot

by jtytrfhgfg August 14, 2006

smithson valley high school

this school is very underrated. the pee club is immaculate. i would highly recommend joining if you have a brain. ❤️

smithson valley high school is the best school to pee on

by starbuckslover22 September 11, 2020

Smithson Valley High School

SVHS is a school full of gay ass niggas. You cant even walk the hallways or learn in peace. We have some terrible ass teachers who would rather teach kids about gay midget furry interspecies anal sex than the actual curriculum. If you have the option to go to Smithson Valley or to Canyon Lake, go to Canyon Lake and die of a meth overdose.

Principal: Hey did you finally find the kids who are stealing the toilets?
Mr.Bell: Nope but I found a couple of queers in A-wing using anal beads and butt plugs.
Principal: Well this is Smithson Valley High School so....

by BillyBobButtfuck November 14, 2021

henry smithson

absolute pedo that loves smeg
very sus

henry smithson goes to the primary school

by biscuitonion123 June 9, 2021