Smithers

A kiss-ass, employee who brown-noses the boss. Named after Waylon Smithers on the Simpsons.

Sebastien bought our boss an expensive Christmas present again this year. What a Smithers!

by JoelR July 8, 2010

Smithed

A sexual act named after the mormon God Joseph Smith. To Smith on ones partner is the christian equivalent to the pull and pray method or to skeeton in African American slang.

I'm not ready for kid number 13 so when I was ready I pulled out and Smithed all over her back.

by Lakers12242003 March 20, 2009

Adam Smithee

Made-up film director name. When a movie turns out so bad the real director doesn't want his name associated with the project they may use this name instead. Sidney Lumet, Dennis Hopper and Sam Raimi have used the pseudonym respectively.

"I can't believe my movie turned out so crappy, better slap Adam Smithee on the credits or else my career's over."

by Liquid Sky October 25, 2007

smithed

Neo, after being shot numerous times.

Neo thought he was cool until he got smithed.

by Xirzec September 10, 2003

Smithed

To get owned, particually by Mrs. Wendy Smith.

Dude! Josh got smithed so hard when he tried to buy that cap gun!

by Orangello346 April 8, 2009

Smithed

When posting on a message board commenting on something someone else has said without quoting it and your comment showing up on the next page. Often times being smithed can lead to interesting results of embarassment or random confusion.

"He packed so much in my bun I thought I was going to explode.*

EDIT: aw sh*t, smithed again!"

*in reference to being asked how his sub sandwich was.

by RenoBlack September 13, 2005

smitheryn

A weasel-ish type of man who eats used napkins and steals baby's hats. Pretty much a crim baba.

Tom "Hey where did my dirty socks go?"
Reginald "That little Smitheryn is probably cuddling with them like a crim baba."
Tom "Indubitably."

by TurkeyMcDonald February 1, 2014