Will Smithing

When you further emascúlate yourself by “defending the honor” of a woman who cheated on you by attacking a guy for poking fun at your girl.

“Did you hear what Mike did?”

“No what happened?”

“He slapped some guy at a party for making a joke about her hair”

“Dude- didn’t she openly cheat on him for years? Text book example of Will Smithing.”

by Dallasvegas321 March 28, 2022

smitting

When you are hitting on a smurf

Paul Sheppard in his gimp suit and pimp stick is smitting on papa smurf

by Roger934 November 13, 2009

dave smithing

The act of hitting the bottom of the pussy hole with a mandingo sized penis so that the girl is screaming and in pain.

I was dave smithing the girl I was with and her legs was shaking like she was trying to do the tootsie roll!

by jlew1234 February 26, 2010

shitening

The spawn of a shitstorm often seen in the distance before the storm hits. Shitening destroys all it hits.

Off in the distance chad could see the shitening, and knew the boss would have bad news.

by ddeckchair May 3, 2010

smithing

the act of hitting one piece of metal with another, bigger piece of metal...

verb

Smithing is def the most useful skill in Skyrim.

by zia sparx October 31, 2017

cooper smithing

to find one self inside a mans asshole at the moment your mother finds 7 dead male hookers under your bed

being a total fag who is psyhic is cooper smithing

by TheBigAsian69 May 12, 2011

Thought-smithing

Spending time and effort curating a thought or series of thoughts.

Husband: "I am thinking about building the kids a treehouse."
Wife: "We don't have any suitable trees and you are not very good at construction."
Husband: "I know, I am thought-smithing the idea to find a viable solution."

by KnightSmithJones March 21, 2021