SigAlert

Any unplanned event that causes the closing of one lane of traffic for 30 minutes or more, as opposed to a planned event like road construction, which is planned separately. Colloquial to Southern California

As I was stuck in traffic due to a SigAlert on the 405, I glanced up at the SUV in front of me (driven by a blonde bimbo, wouldn’t you know it) and saw a bumper sticker that read, “I want to be Barbie — the bitch has everything!”

by bkdouble October 21, 2006

smagata

A bad ass motherfucker who can beat the living shit outta someone.

Man that chick is a Smagata.

Better watch out imma Smagata.

by Forget_about_it October 12, 2016

Sigaling

When someone is running up stairs in Call Of Duty and getting shot at but gets away and comes back down shooting the person who was shooting at them in the back as they give up and leave for a kill.

Sigaling pro is unlocked as a perk after you blind fire 10 people while coming down the stairs.

Hey man, I've been sigaling these guys all day in Call of Duty. I think I'm going to unlock sigaling pro.

by Eliyahoo December 10, 2010

Smegadon

Smegadon is the build up of smegma on a mans penis in jurassic proportions.

Girl: Tonight is your luck night big boy.
Boy: (pulls down pants)
Girl: I no longer wish to give you a blow job as it seems you have a large Smegadon residing on the end of your penis.

by crabstein December 17, 2008

Smigbean

An absolute dickhead who needs a slap. They are acting like a nonce and are just embarrassing.

Shut up you smigbean!!!!’

by Lewis0341 May 7, 2018

shigadabi

A Bnha ship containing Shigaraki and Dabi, Two villains from the anime, They together remind me of a ash tray :)

Person A: OMG did you see that Shigaraki x Dabi fanfic/fan art
Person B: You can just say Shigadabi bro but yeah I did
Person A: Thanks man

by LV_Arts2 October 28, 2020

scigasm

For the scientist, it is the intellectual pleasure that accompanies obtaining really cool f***ing data from an experiment.

Thad looked at the results from the western blot and had a scigasm.

by Hellboy1 January 14, 2008