SMFHA

Some mutha fucka has AIDS

John: Hey man, check out that chick over there?
Bill: You mean... the one by the fountain?
John: Yeah, SMFHA!

by achmedmedusa January 27, 2010

SMHWSMDOAT

Shake My Head While Smacking My Dick On A Table

the type of porn i watch makes me SMHWSMDOAT

by Cr4cy123 May 13, 2019

smfh

So Many Fucking Haters

For those bitch ass niqqas who cant seem to qet my name out they mouth while talkin ishh bout me , qet ova yaself & qet a mothafuckin lifee

#smfh -_-

by nikkiBabyy7 June 17, 2011

SMFHA

Shaking My Fucking Head Again.
Used on computers when someone says something stupid and it makes you shake your head.

Joey: Hey Cindy
Cindy: Isn't that text meant for your girlfriend.. CATHERINE?
Joey: Not if you don't want it to be. i won't tell if you don't.
Cindy: I don't have to tell, she's reading this over my shoulder.
Joey: FML
Cindy: SMFHA .. You said tht really dumb thing earlier too

by weirdnoisesinnthabedroom August 21, 2011

smfh

Shaking my fucking head

Petra thought it would be funny to replace the artisinal vegan organic tempeh with regular supermarket tempeh for the dinner party later that evening since Roger's uppity post doc french literature cohort would be breaking gluten free bread with them and finishing the evening with a reading and critique. Last time, Camille, her arch nemesis, read her the riot act for not serving specifically vegan, organic, fair trade, Oregon tilth, kombucha-tinis. After seeing Petra's unbridled joy for doing such a dastardly deed, I was smfh.

by Mizby July 10, 2017

SMFH

"SO MUCH FUCKING HOMEWORK"

When your teacher assigns a ridiculous amount of homework, you rant by posting SMFH in your facebook status and/or AIM away message.

SMFH, FML.

by Han Yoon March 29, 2009

SMFW

Smoke More Fucking Weed

Over text message:

Person #1:Dude I'm so fucking high.
Person #2:Dude I wish i was that high :(
Person #1:DUDE FUCK YAH SMFW!
Person #2: FUCK YAHHHHH!

by ZombieHeadSMFW March 25, 2011