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smeer the queer

A game played by young school children, wherin they throw a football to one another and attempt to tackle the person holding the ball.
Ralph: Hey Timmy, wanna play smeer the queer?
Timmy: No way, that game's for fags.
by natalienose March 30, 2010
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SMeyer

1. A fail!author who spawned the most horrific fail!series EVER. Wrote three books which teach young girls that without the man of their dreams, they are NOTHING. (Seriously, the fucking book goes BLANK when Edward leaves Bella. BLANK. Hello? Is there any THOUGHT here? Obviously not, or it would be written on the BLANK PAGES.) Series ends with Breaking Dawn, during which Edward Cullen chews through Bella Swan's uterus to save their demon spawn, who falls in love with a boy at least 17 years her senior, and then is pursued by the Volterra (obvious fun-pokery at the Vatican) for being fucking weird. Anti-climactic ending. Basically... fail!series by a fail!author.

2. A woman touted to be the next J.K. Rowling. If I were J.K. Rowling, I would SUE, for this is the worst kind of SLANDER and LIBEL I've ever seen.
SMeyer should be skewered and roasted, because that's exactly what she's done to the ideas of thought-provoking literature and independent women.

SMeyer: definitely NOT the next J.K. Rowling.
by Eimii March 25, 2009
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sexer

Noun: A person who is so beyond attactive or sexy that they deserve their own word
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Sexercise Ball

When a guy and girl have sex on an exercise ball (Swiss ball)
When a guy fucks a chick on a sexercise ball, her titties rapidly move in circles!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009
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smexeh

Catch-all adjective used by 14-year-old girls, usually ones who create hundreds of poorly conceived Sonic fan characters.

Can also be written as "teh smex" which basically means the exact same thing.
My bf Kevin is so smexeh

or

KNUCKLES IS TEH SMEX!!!1
by BitchILoveYou April 5, 2008
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Smexellent

More than excellent.
Express satisfaction or gratitude.
bob: i bought you that cheese you wanted
Dave: smexellent...
by Roy Fishman September 24, 2005
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sexercise

Hyper energetic and prolonged copulation that with repetition counts as a full cardio vascular workout regime leading to increased aerobic capacity and six pack abdomen which in turn leads to more workout opportunities.....
Yummy mummy's eschew gym membership in favour of sexercising their way to health.
"You're quite pretty love but that crop top is showing up your muffin rolls. How about I help you with a bit of sexercise to burn off some of that love flubber?"
by George "TSB" Clooney December 14, 2008
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