smerging

when a male sniffs the seat of womens bicycles ad maturbates over the aroma

lee saw stella riding her bike through the park, as she dismounted he promptly placed his nose on the warm seat and began smerging as hard as he could until he cum in his pants.

by stellahogan October 14, 2008

sherking the turd

Verb~ Prairie dogging it, while having sex.

Adjective~ Turd Sherker~ One who is known for nearly shitting him or her self every time they have sex.

Hitu gained a reputation for sherking the turd around the water cooler. Management quickly let him go.

by 9inLA April 10, 2010

Smirking Off

Jacking off in class to a hot chick.

Yo, this kid in class was totally smirking off to that new chick.

by Jason Pogany April 20, 2010

Smirking

Smirking a form of white privilege if you are white

That white boy is smirking at that Native American he must be using his white privilege

by Smirking February 8, 2019

smurking off

when you are laughing and smiling so hard it reaches the point where you are "smurking off" similar to an orgasm from jerking off

When the turtle was eating your dingleberries we were smurking off from laughing so hard.

by GeetSquad March 18, 2010

Smerkin

Means to tell a person whats up or what they are doing.

Max: Whats Smerkin, Ho?
Adrian: Nothing Mouthafucka.
Another Example
Max: What Are You Niggas Smerkin On?
Adrian: Nothing.

by Skinnyskins July 5, 2009

Sherking

Shitting one's self during the dance of twerking.

She knew she shouldn't have gone to the dance club with an upset stomach because she ended up sherking herself.

by DB1220 August 20, 2015