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smurfy

The feeling of being extremely horny; can also be used to call someone a slut. There is a town full of guys and only one Smurfette... you do the math. Either Smurfette gets around, or everyone is really frustrated.
I'm really smurfy right now, my girlfriend has been gone for a week. Man, Rachel's really smurfy... she's slept with every guy here.
by Stephanie Hohn January 13, 2008
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papa smerf

a blue man who lives in a crazy village that only has one woman inhabitant, who helps populate it.
by thekkibs July 15, 2004
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Smurfyspundant

This word can be used as a wildcard in just about any given context. This word means nothing and everything at the same time, and as such its definition is flexible and dependant on the situation. Its definition is derived from the context in which it is used.
1. "Look at those sly looking teenagers hanging around the train station, what a bunch of Smurfyspundants"

2. "Did you see the size of the rack on that chick back there, those breasts where so Smurfyspundant"

3. "Man, I could so suck on that chicks Smurfyspundants"
by Jackage September 30, 2006
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smerf

A fucking dirty ass slut. A wide set vagina and a constant desire to give head are highly encouraged traits to become a smerf.
"Dude, I went to this girls house and when I walked in her room she had at least 90 used condoms hanging on the wall, I asked her what they were for and she said they were all the guys who had dicks 5 inches or bigger.............whatta smerf"
by fuck0ff January 8, 2012
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smerf

The smerfs are blue, no they are green adjust your TV. those damn color changing communist!
by Pimp T-Dawg March 5, 2003
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jerkey smerf

when two gay Indian guys have sex
Did you see Kunal and Meetjerkey smerfing??
by inyourbuttmuthafuckabitch December 21, 2008
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smurfy

Adj.- Anything great or wonderful in the world, the most versitile adjective in the english language, usually followed by and Exclimation point (!)
I Fucked the hell out of that smurfy hoe!
Her tities sure are smurfy!
My pimpin' skills are smurfy!
by Cojack December 14, 2003
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