Johnny Apple-Seeding

The act of traveling from town to town spreading your piss milk in any and all wanting women.

"Hey man, how was your weekend"

"Well man, I spent my weekend traveling the east coast, Johnny Apple-Seeding Dem Hoes"

by The Sandal Wearer August 11, 2016

seeding

The act of spreading marijuana seeds. Throw them in your school lawn, football fields, local businesses. Anywhere is a good place for green. Throw handfuls of them. Make them grow everywhere. Make it a huge problem for law enforcement.

lil johnny got caught seeding the police station now hes locked up

by niggan8 July 12, 2006

Johnny Apple Seeding All Over The Place

When playing Golf, this refers to when someone continously takes large divots and uses alot of turf seed in the divots.

I was hitting the ball so fat man, I was Johnny Apple Seeding All Over The Place

by Glen S. May 18, 2006

Sweding

Based of the movie Be Kind, Rewind, it's to completely make something out of scratch out of thing you thing after losing something you like or need.

"Hey, did you get that paper Professor Dickweed gave out?"
"Fuck, no. Gimme yours, I'll have to do some sweding."

by Justin Poon February 29, 2008

seeding

The act of seducing, but not following through, a female one sees as too young for the moment in order to obtain her at a later date as a more mature and attractive individual.

see also: "long-term investment"

special thanks to the source: Hollywood Halk

Yo homes! That chick is way too young for you. Try seeding her now, then slam her when whe turns 18 in a few years.

by Pa Ni C December 23, 2010

Smesing

To type (and send) SMS messages from a mobile device (phone).

Peter is smesing his girl friend.
Stop smesing me!

by Umar Rehman December 12, 2008

Seeding

The act of being on ones period. When a woman is seeding, she is hating her life on her period. To end seeding, one must ingest large amounts of chocolate to destroy the seed tree growing inside her belly.

Girl One- "Hey, did you know there's chocolate all over your face?"
Girl Two- "YES! I'M SEEDING OK!"

by catsgomeowmeow October 3, 2009