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Pasty Smasher

A pasty smasher is often an overweight jobless person who frequents Greggs, Pound Bakery or any other cheap food establishments.

They can often be found wondering around town centres, eyes glazed over whilst clutching the familiar blue and white paper bag, with most of the food they are eating smeared around their faces or down their clothes.

They typically interact with other groups of pasty smashers, commonly with conversations about how immigrants have took their jobs, before talking about how the DWP has sanctioned them again for failing to turn up to an interview at poundland.
It's like the walking dead round here, I can't walk more than ten metres without having to walk around a pasty smasher.
by AnonymousTrevor November 15, 2018
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Smashed like joy

Equivalent to being shit-faced, but enjoying your buzz to the fullest.
I'm at this club sippin' on champagne and a vodka tonic, completely smashed like joy.
by sniki June 30, 2010
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smarley

A smart and often pithy nugget of wisdom, e.g., "it's better ta burp n' taste it, than fart n' waste it!"
You think yer all fancy dancy with yer big ol' werds an' 'em smarley sayins! But y' ain' got na seven kids n' my sweet ass '88 Ford Bronco! Or a mullet that's got it's own mullet! Get outta 'ere, y' fuckin' city boy faggot! Go drink yer capachinos or whatever a' hell you n' yer faggot friends drink! Learnin's queer.
by Jeffvanderlou November 28, 2013
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super smashed

to engage in the game playing of the super smash with the intent to drink alcoholic beverages while playing said game
Yo man, let's get super smashed tonight!

A: What do you want to do tonight?
B:wanna get super smashed?
A: Hell yeah!
by Snappy Gomez March 27, 2008
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tomato smasher

word for a guy who has a girlfriend but likes his ex-girlfriend who also has a boyfriend at the moment.
"Bruh he be a tomato smasher!"
by Doli May 23, 2009
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whale smasher

someone that has sex with a huge ugly overweight person
oh mate, you are a whale smasher for bangin that fat birddd!
by jbp123 July 11, 2011
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The Banana Smasher

The sex position where a girl masturbates with a banana (without the peel) then a guy eats out the smashed up banana from her vagina.
Guy: "Yummm, i love me some bananas!"
Girl: "Really!? ;) Hey, lets try The Banana Smasher!"
by Mrs. Cobain April 25, 2010
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