The BEST device to watch porn in if you live with at least 1 family member because for example, you could watch porn on your smartphone under your bed's blanket and not get caught.
by Twight0931 March 23, 2021
Get the Smartphone mug.When your smartphone suddenly dies and you call tech support and they ship you a new battery. It takes 3 days to get there and when you put it in your phone still doesn't work and you have to wait 3 more days. You can't put up with it anymore so you go buy a 'GO' phone just to be able to talk.
Sorry I didn't get back with you, I was busy going through Smartphone Withdrawals so I caved in and got me a Pre-Paid phone while I wait.
by DrArkaneX August 6, 2011
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"Guys, Jimmy just called me instead of texting me back on his lame flip phone. We totally need to stage a Smartphone Intervention."
by thesharon December 5, 2011
Get the Smartphone Intervention mug.The girl on the bus intently texting on her iPhone seemed to have developed a smartphone face.
Roy wants surgery to correct his smartphone face.
Roy wants surgery to correct his smartphone face.
by GWG October 26, 2012
Get the Smartphone Face mug.the piece of shit that sprint sold to me last year. looks like it should make telephone calls, but it usually just gets yelled at a lot.
by Bob the Knob February 7, 2005
Get the smartphone mug.Smartphone-hobos are people who mooch off electricity in public places like train stations and airports. Since power outlets are almost always too far away from any seats, these poor fellows are forced to squat against walls and pillars in order to get the much needed juice for their electric gadgets.
I had plenty of time at the airport but the battery on my iPhone ran out. So I ended up as a smartphone-hobo because I had to use the public wifi.
by hiresake May 24, 2014
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I'm lucky that I had an iphone case, my phone wasn't damaged after falling 20 feet down a hill. The case is a smartphone prophylactic, I only wish condoms protected that well.
by joecoolthefool June 3, 2016
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