smudger

Person, male or female, who uses and frozen poo as a dildo.

Did you see in Bob's freezer he must be a smudger which all that frozen poo.

by Lynette Archer January 25, 2007

Smudger

A turd that once layed requires almost a whole roll of toilet paper to clean up after.

"When you go to the shops get some more TP, ive just done a smudger and used the last roll".

by Top Logger July 23, 2009

Smudger

A universal (curse)word. Can be used for anything.

You're such a smudger.

by Jacoboo January 22, 2009

snadgers

To look at something.

Have a snadgers at the colour of her hair. Give us a snadgers at your new tattoo.

by anonymous October 23, 2020

Snadger

A northern term for 'sandwich' or 'buttie'.

Rich: Christ, I'm hungry as fuck this morning.
Carlos: Ya should've got a bacon snadger on your way in. You walked past a butchers, ya knob!
Josh: If you're offering, I'll have two.
Adam: Fat bastards.

by Monkeybruiser February 28, 2019

smadge

Comes from the colloquial abbreviation of vagina (vadge). Referring to a smelly vagina.

Mmm... That smadge is smelly!

by Chantal24 December 14, 2008

Spadger

An abbreviation of Spastic Badger, an insult used to describe someone who is being a twat.

Can be shortened to Spadge

'I can't believe you lit your joint back to front you total Spadger'

'Why would you vote for brexit you fucking spadge?'

by theironic0 June 6, 2018