Fifty Shaded

When you go home with someone after a night at the club, bar, party or meeting via Tinder, only to find out that they are into some weird/kinky/BDSM shit and intend to play it out with you. Applies best when you aren't aware of this beforehand and are taken by surprise, and especially when you can't back out.

Susan: Did you have a good night with that guy Chad?

Jessica: No...I got to his place and he brought out chains and whips.

Susan: Ooooh, you got fifty shaded!
Jessica: SHUT UP you have no idea what I went through!

by Stiffofdeth October 2, 2016

shaded

im chillin, im good where im at

im shaded at the house

by Meqz August 5, 2008

Smoaded

Smoked and loaded with liquor and off any kind of smokable drugs!!!!!

I was pretty smoaded with my friends yesterday!

by Phizeke Marcos February 5, 2005

SHmaded

To be beyond stoned.

“Yo I’m totally shmaded”

by Mattymickiben March 29, 2019

Spaded

When a girl picks you up at your crib. You get head and then never talk to them again.

Damn ma you really got spaded

by Relend March 31, 2020

Smaddle

To get high, (typically off of marijuana)

Mark: Let’s go get smaddled, dude!
Barry: I don’t have any smaddle, sorry.

by Xanchovy August 24, 2020

smated

someone who makes you think that they are the leader just to set you up

get smated

by [e-mail] August 25, 2023