smaked 

High off of marijuna or acting stupid

Used in the Washington, DC metropolitian area

man you look real smaked!

Why you acting all smaked for?

You was so smaked last night.

smaked by bmoreal May 26, 2009

smaked 

1. As I credit the previous reviewer for noting, the term "smaked" is home to the DC region, in particular Virginia.

I believe that the word originated out of a typo (or bad spelling) in the internet. Once people read the word "smaked", they realized how much sense it makes. Not only does it ring off the lips properly, but it adds a whole new dimension to the list of phrases marijuana users have at their disposable in order to describe their mental state.

Normally it's common for users to become smacked or high. But when one achieves a level such that he is both smacked and baked, he can truly proclaim that he is smaked.

If typed, generally accompanied by horrible spelling and grammar.

2) Intoxicated, acting stupid, actin unswagglery

1) I am in a state of utter smakedness.

Dis dude smaked.

cali got me smaked

2)

Did you just break my bong? you smaked piece of shit!

sory for bein a hotboy im smaked

smaked by ProfessorSwagSauce October 23, 2011

smoked out the game 

To be very high on, or impaired by, a smokable substance. Often times a person this high displays comical behaviour and is obviously "smoked out the game."

Q: "Why is that tweaker stealing all those garden gnomes?"
A: "He's smoked out the game."

smoked out the game by OxTxTxO December 23, 2008

smake a smake 

To smoke a cigarette

Hey bro wanna smake a smake

smake a smake by Thegaber October 4, 2016

Smoked Salmon 

While a woman is receiving cunnilingus she flatulates and simultaneously either pulls the bed sheets over his head (a dutch oven) or holds his head in place between her legs.

He was going down on her when in horror he realized what he had just heard was not a queef and that she was holding his head down so he could not escape the fumes traveling past her taint into his open mouth. He had tasted smoked salmon.

Smoked Salmon by Indoor Creature May 11, 2013

back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up

Back the Fuck Up Before You Get Smacked the Fuck Up - A Term Or Sentence used when someone has done something wrong or has fucked up. Or when they are obnoxious.

1. When You talk to much
2.When you forget to pay a pimp
3.Fucking with people.
4.What the hell is wrong with you?

Bob: Hey yo ted wheres my money Nigga?
Steve: You Better back the Fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up bob

back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up by Tech581 September 23, 2009

Smoked pork 

The large masses of humanity that sit outside fast food chains because they have a craving for a cigarette. Usually their face has a grim pallor with assorted zits; some in zig zag formation. You can often see them blowing out smoke rings and talking with another piece of smoked pork about how their boyfriends left them dazed and confused resulting in long drawn out speeches about why their boyfriends left them dazed and confused.. repeat process.

Child: Daddy! Why is she tearing her hair out?

Father: Oh don't worry she's smoked pork, we don't associate our young children with them, now remember to cover your eyes!

Child (frustrated): Awh dad!

Smoked pork by AzzaCadabra April 12, 2010