smacktard

Someone who behaves like a retard and talks a lot of smack, especially in online games.

Smacktard: I own you nubs
Smacktard killed a teammate
Smacktard killed a teammate
Someone: What a smacktard

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

Smackfest

During sexual intercourse, when traditionally the male smacks the female's posterior for added enjoyment.

Person 1: Did you have a good time on Saturday evening?
Person 2: Yeah, we went to the opera.
Person 1: That all?
Person 2: No, we went back to my hive and had a little smackfest.

by Busy Bee October 17, 2006

Smacktard

A person who doesn't play by the social rules in a online game. Originated in the Sandbox mod of Battlefield 2, to describe "retarded" players who "smacked" people with props and did generally douchebaggy things. Akin to the Mingebag of Gmod.

Smacktard - "Lol I pwned your ramp with my Stunting DPV"

*Smacktard places explosive barrel at the bottom of a large ramp that you spent 5 min. building*

*Smacktard loads a huge dildo, crashes the server*

by fermatx April 26, 2009

smacktard

A really irratating bastard usually aged 15 and under. Someone who derives pleasure from destroying other peoples gaming experience. Also know as a "waste of skin" (see fucktard)

You little asshole.. why are you such a smacktard?

by Bill Gates April 11, 2003

smacktarted

retartedly high!

Facebook status "Smacktarted"

by Susboy Manzi May 14, 2011

Smackerton

Something that tastes good as fuck

Mom just brought me food. Big smackerton .

by yobdoinsplitsonmyd April 22, 2017

Smacktate

When you slap a lactating woman's boobs so hard during intercourse that a steady stream flows out for a minimum of 3 seconds.

Yo, I made Cassandra smacktate so hard it hit the cat.

by DannyPain November 27, 2019